Sacko Bowl 4: The Silver Ball Bag of Truth

 

 

Week 9 Recap

The Comeback!

PART THREE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAIN EVENT TIME BROS!

 

 

 

 

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#1 Reverse Cow Girls (8-1)101.06 pts

8D

#10 Morphine 99.32 pts

 

 

JR Says:  3 Barn Burners!

 

 

 

 

 

 

In this week's edition of "Who's in Ed's Ass?"  we have #1 Ranked Taco/ The Reverse Cow Girls.  It really was a close one as RCG had to win with Monday Night Football garbage time points against Cruzin aka I Love Morphine aka Sope's Second Harvest.

 

 

 

 





The Cow Girls nearly avoided a devastating upset in a week of devastating upsets.  Especially after the 175 pt tea- bagging (foreshadowing!) that was given out last week This was a big win considering the gauntlet of saggy balls (more foreshadowing!) that lie ahead.  Ed is probably feeling so unenthused about fantasy football right about now!

 

 

I felt I should give Johnny E a gift for being NUMBER ONE at this point in the season.  And I am not just referring to the middle finger I will give him the next time I see him. 

 

You know how the RCG's QB Aaron Rodgers has been making a yearly tradition of getting paid millions to stand around in a commercial featuring old SNL skits?  "Discount DAWBLE- Check!"  "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the loser- stream!". 

 

It should only come natural that in the 2015 NFL season, A Rodge keeps that streak alive:

 

 

 

 

 

Here is where Johnny E gets his present from me to him, new profile pics! 

 

 

Choice A:

 

 

 

Choice B:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is something that I know I am missing . . .Oh yeah, that's right, the MALE FRONTAL NUDITY!!!!

 

 

I basically feel psychic after predicting the future for JE's QB.  But now onto Ed.  I see balls in your future.  Shiny Silvery Balls.  But not just shiny balls.  BALLS balls. . . oh wait, that was last weekend.  GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!

 

 

(uncensored photo available upon request!)