Sacko Bowl 4: The Silver Ball Bag of Truth

 

 

Week 9 Recap

The Comeback!
PART TWO!

 

VS didn't need the Patriot's resident frat boy to pull off a W this week as she had the Black Unicorn on her side:

 

 

 

And the spot start/ waiver wire snag of the year for 2014 goes to VICTORIOUS SECRET with JEREMY HILL and his TC!!!

 

 

 

 

 

4.)

#4 Polk High Panthers (6-3) 110.50 pts

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#9 Twatty (3-6) 91.06 pts

 

 

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

 

 

I call Shenanigans on myself.  This is def not the # 4 ranked matchup of the week.  At this point, I cannot go back because my computer is starting to smoke from all the GIFs going off at once.

 

 

Polk High wins this one, which was closer than it should have been due to a brain- fart, not starting a defense because apparently the Sunday 1pm free agent deadline means nothing.  If there is ever a good time to pull that, it is against Twatty.  Twatty's whole season is a brain- fart.  This one went from Full- Bush to Locked and Loaded Full Metal Bush really quickly.

 

 

 

Since I have been reminiscing on the "The Recap that Got Away" last week, I will really bum you out with this one.  Last week Twatty put up 43 total points against the Butt Fumbler's 146.88 pts.  A + 100 pt deficit!  Sacko recap history would have been made.  JR would have deemed that matchup worthy of negative 3 barn burners which would have prompted the league's first ever, snowy log cabin:

 

 

 

Polk High has definitely been benefiting from Big Ben's Monstrous Tea- Baggin of opposing D- Backs:

 

 

 

12 TD's in 2 weeks!?  The man cannot be contained:

 

 

It is not all bad for Twatty this week in the recap, because I have a very special MATRIX- STYLE FATBOY SLICE!!!!

 

 

 

Who could forget? Watt's favorite play of the NFL season now that the Jets' record does not matter, the ASSCEPTION:

 

 

 

 

 

3.)

#5 Skipler (5-4) 103.52 pts

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#12 Larry Villains (1-8) 90.96 pts

 

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

 

 

 

 

 

Uh- Oh!  Skipler finally has a winning record and is in the top 6 of the league.  Goddammit LArry, if there was ever a week to not be Larry, it would have been this one!

 

This one hurts me as much as it hurts Larry, but not quite as much as the subject guy in the GIF, but . . .

 

Larry Villains = guy in the Gray :

 

 

 

In this next pic, Larry = Tom Coughlin and Eli= Larry's team.  "I'm sick of your shit Eli (Larry Villains)!"

 



 

 

Skip may have dominated the draft, but definitely not the schedule.  Larry will be hosting this year's "Sacko Hypothetical Re- Draft".  Who are we kidding, he would probably keep Foles and Harvin again.  Atleast Josh Gordon is about to be legalized, so there's that to look forward to.  I say we all chip in and get poor Larry this sweet t- shirt:

 

 

 

After two wins in a row, and a stupid amount of "Points for Nothing" forced, Skipler overtakes a few teams to get into playoff contentions.  No Shenanigans here, at least that I know of

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.)

#2 Sope Productions (7-2) 135.86 pts

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#3 The Butt Fumblers (6-2) 122.42 pts

 

 

 

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Butt Fumblers hang onto 3rd place but lose a crucial match in the hunt for a bye in the real playoffs.  Here is a fun fact in the race for first place:  The Reverse Cow Girls are currently one game ahead of Sope Pro, however their immediate future opponents have a combined record of 13-23.  Not counting Polk High, Sope Pro gets to play Morphine, Watts, and Negro.  RCG, not counting Negro, has to run the old man gauntlet playing Skipler, Dickhead and the Butt Fumblers.  All three with winning records.  RCG has a gauntlet of Shananigans to run through while Sope has to go from Ass to Ass to Ass. 

 

 

 

 

Sope Pro pulls a REGROUP! this week after a devastating 52 pt loss last week (172 pts to 110 pts, wtf was I supposed to do!).

 

Did I mention that was a bad loss for the Butt Fumblers?  They were the league's highest scorer this week, if you don't count their opponent Sope Productions.  

 

Fuck yo RBs!:

 

 

Is it time for Wirty **Christian Bale Dark Knight voice** to be the dark cloud this fantasy league deserves!?.  You may be #3 right now, but I think you should follow your gut feeling, toss the season, and pick up the Sanchize!  You know you want to!  The evolution of the Butt Fumblers would come full circle!

 

 

 

 

 

 

PART THREE NEXT!  DON'T FORGET THE PROMISES I MADE EARLIER, THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY!!