Sacko Bowl 4: The Silver Ball Bag of Truth

 

 

Week 9 Recap

The Comeback!
PART ONE!

 

 

 

Well sorry for not actually calling a bye week last recap you guys.  Especially sorry for not telling anyone and just playing coy.  Too busy making super sweet Bro Halloween costumes, but more on that after the main event . . .

 

 

 

("my penis is pointing at you" -watts)

 

 

To make amends, I have uber- loaded this recap with tons of GIFs and even some male frontal nudity!  So get your comps ready, and set your internet browsers to Private!  I have to get some excitement brewing since this week was modest compared to last week's Fantasy Point shit show. 

 

A lot of people ask why I write the recap and where do I get the time. . .

 

I was writing Sacko Recap way before I was paid to write one. . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

SACKO CIVIL WAR UPDATE

 

YOUNG STRAPPING FELLOWS

5557.80 pts

 

 

 

VS

 

THE PROSTATE EXAMS/ LOW- T

(COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE, SO FUCK IT, I WENT WITH BOTH)

 

 

 

 

5772.48 pts

 

 

 

 

 

6.)

#11 Negro Sailfish (2-7) 117.64 pts

8===D

#6 Beats By Ray (5-4) 83.10 pts

 

 

 

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

 

 

 

 

 

One of a few big upsets this week.  JR loves a good underdog story.  Out of everyone who could be mad at the missed recap last week, Weeks should be the angriest.  WEEKS WINS! WEEKS WINS!  So you'll have to settle for: WEEKS WINNING STREAK!  WEEKS WINNING STREAK!  Weeks with his first win and then subsequent 2nd win/ 1st win streak shows that the Negro Sailfish are making their claim to have their team actively playing on week 14 . . .if you know what I mean. 

 

Last week's W for the Negro made sense vs fellow Sacko Darling Larry Villains.  This week was next level for the Sailfish as the train to upset city went through Downtown Brown Pound Town.  NS passed a big test this week against a sinking Beats By Ray.

 

 

 

At least some players on Negro Sailfish are doing something right:

 

 

 







 

As for BBR,I don't know if any man tears were shed, but at the very least, plenty an F- Bomb were dropped.

 

 

 

It is a good sign for the recap though, that the week's biggest manhandling still garnered 1 Barn Burner:

 

 

 

 

5.)

#8 Victorious Secret (4-5) 118.56 pts

8=D

#7 Dickhead (5-4) 101.98 pts

 

 

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

 

 



 

 

Although not the most shocking upset this week, still technically an upset.  Just not of the aforementioned stop at Downtown Brown Pound Town. 

 

Victorious pulls off a big win while fighting playoff contention elimination.  Just picture the Holy Grail "I'm not dead yet!!"  Instead VS invites the ninny Dickhead to Manland.

 

Last week's recap for the main event would have featured Dickhead losing to Polk High and it would have started:

EJ touches the money and claims Gronk is God just to lose to Polk High = full symbolism of his life . . .shooting a load too early. 

 

 

PART 2 NEXT!