Week 7 Recap

High Score:

Sope Producstions - 166.1 pts

Sacko Civil War Update:

Olds- 4,775.6 ts

Youngs- 4,489.9 pts

6.) #1 Dickhead (7-0) 133.8 pts 

#10 Polk High Panthers (2-5) 81.0 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

I said . . . "How about that (Gurley) ACL" . . . any week now.

Fern in desperate need of some quantity for quality trades.  Do it, make the move!

  

D. J. Phone Home!

If Dickhead could trade Fern some wins, I'm sure they would be on the market as he is a fantasy football HOOR.

5.) #7 Twatty (3-4) 136.1 pts 

#11 Lady Boy Jansson (2-5) 86.9 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Nice showing by Gwatty in an effort to separate themselves from Ed, Wirty, and the ball bag gang.

Lost in shuffle of last week's (Oprah voice) "You get a starting running back!  You get a starting running back!  You get a starting running back!" shuffle was a high quality dick joke that I apologize for missing.

Ed went from a SMALLWOOD to a full CHUBB in a moment's notice!

You're welcome. . .  

4.) #3 Sope Pro (5-2) 166.1 pts

#2 Land of the Lost (6-1) 132.5 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Bum Bum Bum, another bitch bites the the dust . . .

Sope Pro is currently 2-2 vs the bitches but undefeated when Sunday Night Mahomes takes center stage.

Loss 1 of Ernie's 7 week losing streak is in the books.  To celebrate, here is newly signed flag kneeler Eric Reid giving Whitey (Ernie's TE) a piece of his mind.

3.) #9 Larry Villains (2-5) 92.9 pts

#8 Reverse Cow Girls (2-5) 84.6 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

I couldn't choose which Thanos- themed meme to heckle Larry with so I used both.  Add in a dash of Austin Powers/ Giants are horrendous heckling and we have a proper FU Larry recap.

Johnny E should thanks his lucky stars Wirty sucks so bad, otherwise he'd be drawing attention as the Bottom Bitch of the old dudes.  As I type this I am randomly drawn to thinking  about Johnny's puffy nipples.  Never saw them before.  I don't think many, if any at all have, but I do envision them to be the puffy type.  Anyway Larry still sucks, but Johnny sucks slightly more.

2.) #5 A Team Has No Name (4-3)109 pts

#4 Skipler (5-2) 94.6 pts 

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Skipler losing streak?  Skipler losing streak!  Kiss that first round Bye good bye bye!

A Team Has Only Thielen is hanging in tough on the right side of the Sacko/ playoff divide.

1.) #12 The Butt Fumblers (1-6) 102.3 pts 

# 6 Mississippi Mud Butts (3-4) 96.9 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Celebrate good Wirty C'MON!  Welcome to the winner circle (in week 7) champ!