Week 5&6 Recap

Maybe it was Russian hacking interference or maybe I just forgot to save my work last week.  We will never know.  One way or another, everything vanished so you're getting an extra watered down recap for both weeks today!

High Scores:

Week 5- Sope Productions - 131.1 pts
Week 6- Sope Productions - 149.1 pts

I'm back baby!

Sacko Civil War Update:

Week 5:

Olds - 3,389.1 pts

Youngs - 3,241.6 pts

Week 6:
Olds - 4,091.8 pts
Youngs - 3,857.1 pts

Starting to think I have a better chance of beer bitch immunity from being champ rather than actually winning the civil war. . .

Week 5!

Finally a bunch of Barn Burners to get to!

6.) #4 Sope Productions (3-2) 131.1 pts

#5 A Team Has No Name (3-2) 108.3 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Finally scoring is back to normal for everyone else week 5.  Everyone except for Sope Pro . . . Suck it!

ATHNN still thanking Ed for Drew Brees:

5.) #1 Land of the Lost (5-0) 111.9 pts

#11 Lady Boy Jansson (1-4) 93.9 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Fun Fact, every time I open the blog to update it on my work computer, Ed's danglers show up on one of my screens!  Somebody call HR!

This one was closer than you would have thought, brought to you by Mason Crosby's No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day.

4.) #7 Polk High Panthers (2-3) 116.6 pts

#10 Larry Villains (1-4) 98.9 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Fern enacting revenge for dumping Leonard Fournette and his sole hamstring off on him earlier this season.

I have the benefit of clairvoyance since I am writing this a week late so Larry got his comeuppance, but more on that later.

3.) #2 Dickhead (5-0) 116.2 pts

#3 Skipler (4-1) 97.4 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Down goes Skipler!  Down goes Skipler!

The lesser of the two evils won this one!  Now on to the next league-wide threat, about that Tod Gurley ACL.

2.) #9 Twatty (2-3) 102.2 pts

#12 The Butt Fumblers (0-5) 91.6 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Feeling down on your team?  Just play Wirty and get back on track!

Wirty is doing it all wrong right now.  It's time to sell! sell!  Sell! because what you have is not working.

1.) #6 Reverse Cow Girls (2-3) 97.1 pts 

#8 Mississippi Mud Butts (2-3) 99.5 pts

JR Says: 3 Barn Burners!  

Finally 3 Barn Burners!

This one was  not the irresistible force vs the immovable object by any stretch of the imagination but its the closest we've had all season.  This one was effectively decided by Adam Vinatieri's missed Field Goal way back when on Thursday Night Football vs the Pats.  Ouch

Week 6!

Time to kick the Giant's fans while they are down!

6.) #2 Dickhead (6-0) 135.5 pts 

 

#11 Larry Villains (1-5) 77 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

LARRY VILLAINS in The SACKO RACE!

Don't worry Fern, I have your back.  Welcome to this nightmare Larry:

5.) #4 Sope Pro (4-2) 149.1 pts

#12 The Butt Fumblers (0-6) 108.5

JR Says: 0 Barnburners!

Wirty didn't exactly break the bank with that last trade, but it's a start, I guess.  Better late then never.  Friendly reminder, you are no longer "gifted" the top pick AHEM AHEM Dickhead, so it is in your best interest to eventually win a game.

4.) #1 The Land of The Lost (6-0) 129.2 pts

# 9 Twatty (2-4) 102.3 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Don't get jelly Twatty, with all the LArry ucking talk, we  didn't forget about how bad your team has been.

Big time Sope Pro vs Land of the Lost match up this week JUST in time for Ernie's 7 game losing streak . . . noice!

3.) #10 Lady Boy Jansson (2-4) 82.7 pts

#8 Polk High Panthers (2-4) 69.2 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Don't look now but Ed is (technically) 1 game out of a playoff spot.  If the season ended today it would be 1 win + a metric fuck ton of help to make the playoffs but luckily for him we are not there yet.

Hey look!  one of the players from the shenanigans trade did a thing for Ed!

2.) #3 Skipler's Revenge (5-1) 121 pts

#7 Reverse Cow Girls (2-4) 106 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Skipler returns to form and returns Johnny E to the losing column and more importantly to the 2-4 cluster fuck in the middle of the league.

1.) #5 Mississippi Mud Butts (3-3) 123.2 pts

#6 A Team Has No Name (3-3) 114.3 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Mississippi making things exciting on the playoff/Sacko border.  It just like a game of Trump pong (didn't get to play at the draft, shut up) now these teams just have to fend off all the 2-4 illegals and send them straight to the Sacko Bowl (Mexico)