Week 4 Recap

High Score: 

Skipler 168.7 pts

Sacko Civil War Update:

Youngs - 2,593.2 pts

Olds - 2,772.7 pts

6.) #1 Skipler (3-0) 168.7 pts

#7 Larry Villains (1-3) 125.5 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Whelp, we're fucked.  Larry Villains represents another one thrown right in the oven.  It;s been nice knowing you all, Skipler's 4th Reich is only getting stronger.

"No, don't take my picture"

125 points USED to = a win.  Just as I have learned, 125 is a humble death at the hands of the Skipler's 4th Reich. 

5.)#4 A Team Has No Name (3-1) 120.8 pts 

#11 Twatty (1-3) 87.9 pts 

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

This one just plan sucked . . .

Kind of like a priest in a room full of naked boys!

There is going to be a lot of cleanup after this one. . .

"A Team Has No Name"?  Nice GOT response.  We have teams putting up 120 pts + and losing, then we have ATHNN who are basically this league's ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST.

In these week's edition of "Hey, we finally found a healthy starting TE. . .  AND, IT'S GONE":

Twatty officially overtaken by Ed and in prime position for a Sacko bye although it is very early still.  It will not be "early" for long.

Jordan Howard, pretty sweet RB keeper.

Would be a shame,

if someone, 

were to,

vulture-

20 clock killing touches for your bench!

4.) #10 Lady Boy Jansson (1-3) 114.1 pts

#12 The Butt Fumblers (0-3) 81 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Woooooooooo!

In a matchup of 2 perenniel losers, there could be only one loser.  For most teams it's "Goddammit 1-3" or "Oh Hamburgers, 1 and 3"  For Ed it's:

As for Wirty, I'll keep waiting to brush the dust off of the "Congrats for Winning a Game" millennial participation award.  At this point I think you might not even be considered a "Participant".

3.) #2 Land of the Lost (4-0) 144.6 pts

#8 Polk High Panthers (1-3) 119 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Jesus Fern, you never listen!  Every year it is the same thing, over and over.  History repeats itself.  I THINK YOU AND I ARE DESTINED TO DO THIS FOREVER.  You should know by now if I take the time to shit talk a rough pick of yours and personally degrade you for making DO.  NOT.  DROP.  THAT.  PLAYER.  They are bound to blow up the next week on somebody else's roster.  It's not that I had an eye out for the player or anything.  It is Fantasy Football karma that I deflect upon you!

This week's update of GORDONWATCH, he's back baby:

2.) #5 Sope Productions (2-2) 137.3 pts

#6 Reverse Cow Girls (2-2) 118.4 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Good thing the JEts suck because my team is getting pretty Patriot heavy.

Special shout out to Larry "Premature Ejection" T-(originally had his name but figured hey, might not be a great idea to throw out his full name on a blog that starts with Ed Goldboros ball sack).  Without you my New England Trifecta would not be complete. 

1.) #3 Dickhead (4-0) 115 pts

#9 Mississippi Mud Butts (1-3) 104.3 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

If there is a Wirty/ Watts/ Ed sandwich on the bottom of the league, the there is a Skipler's 3- way on the top.  We are guaranteed to have one undefeated team take a loss.

Dickhead and Skipler face off for league supremacy next week.

Was going to write more for the following gifts but have to make a train fro comic con, also fuck off and don't tell me how to live my life.