Week 8+9 Recap 

Week 8 High Score 

Larry Villains- 152 pts

Week 9 High Score 
Sope Pro- 141.4 pts
**yawns**

Civil War Update Week 8

Olds- 5,413.5 

Youngs- 5,168.0 

Civil War Update Week 9

Olds- 6,007.3 pts 

Youngs- 5,870.8 pts

Currently sporting a 5 game winning streak, so only the happiest and peaceful match up GIF's for these weeks ;)!

6.) #4 Skipler (6-2) 107.2 pts

#12 The Butt Fumblers (1-7) 66.3 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Skip draws this week's WIRTY BYE.

5.) #7 Larry Villains (3-5) 152 pts

#5 A Team Has No Name (4-4) 120.9 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Where the fuck did that come from. . . and all of these points with Amari Copper ON THE BENCH Whhhhhaaaaat?  (Full disclosure: I wrote this last week not realizing that he is  actually a thing now)

4.) #6 Reverse Cow Girls (3-5) 113.3 pts

#1 Dickhead (7-1) 116.5 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Bitch on bitch hate crimes gives Dickhead his first loss.  Perhaps a double dutch double leap frog is in the works?  (UPDATE: It is!)

3.) #2 Land of The Lost (7-1) 113.3 pts 

#8 Mississippi Mud Butts (3-5) 104.7 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

MMB had his shot and didn't take it.  Fuck up of the week: benching Carson and putting in Golladay in hopes of him still being a thing.  Maybe hell be relevant with the Tate trade news.  (UPDATE: He isn't)

2.) #9 Polk High Panthers (3-5) 106.3 pts

#10 Twatty (3-5) 98.7 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Polk High on the brink of extinction pulls this one out. 

1.) #3 Sope Pro (6-2) 98.5 pts

#11 Lady Boy Jansson (2-6) 95.5 pts

JR Says: 3 Barn Burners!

Not a pretty 3 Barn Burners but a close one nonetheless.  This one featured a benched QB and a 4 yard starting RB effort. . . yuck.

Preview for LBJ's next week:

Week 9

6.) #1 Sope Productions (7-2) 141.1 pts

#11 Twatty (3-6) 41.9 pts

JR Says: 0 0 Barn Burners!

Not touching this one with a 10 ft pole.

Will only say that I am thankful for the 100 point boost the Youngs get on the Olds in the Sacko Civil War.

5.) #10 Lady Boy Jansson (3-6) 128.1 pts 

#8 Mississippi Mud Butts (3-6) 81.4 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Fun Fact: Mississippi Mud Butts has lost to BOTH ED and WIRTY this season.  Let that sink in for a second.

4.) #5 A Team Has No Name (5-4) 128.1 pts

#3 Dickhead (7-2) 112.3 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

ATHNN doing God's work here.

Dickhead Trump gets double dutch leapfrogged.  SAD!  Next week DHT gets to go up against Horseface Wirth and his fake news of a team.

3.) #6 Reverse Cow Girls (4-5) 113.8 pts

#9 Polk High Panthers (3-6) 102.3 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Really don't want to type any more so I shall leave you with TD dance off for this recap:

2.) #2 Skipler (7-2) 114.4 pts

#4 Land of the Lost (7-2) 103.9 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

2 bitches enter, one leaves without a playoff bye.  Still a lot of time to go (for those not named Ed, Twatty, or Wirty) but this one should have major playoff implications.

1.) #7 Larry Villains (4-5) 111.2 pts

#12 The Butt Fumblers (1-8) 107.5 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

No more peaceful GIFs when talking about Wirty's season.  He is the poor piggy in this one.  Poor Piggy Wirty. . .