SACKO BOWL SEASON 7:

EDDY SACKO AND THE DEATHLY SWALLOWS

WEEK 5&6 RECAP

Weekly High Scorer:

Sope Productions 124.5 pts

Sacko Civil War Update:

Whiney Old Bitches- 3,965.0 pts

"MiLLeNaiLs"- 4,136.2 pts

6.) #10 Eddy Sacko (2-5) 65.1 pts >

#12 Twatty (2-5) 51.6 pts

JR Says: 1 Snowy Log Cabin!!!

 

There you have it!  The first and hopefully last Snowy Log Cabin of the year.  After berating Ed for having bad luck all year he flips the script and wins a game while only putting up 65.1 pts! You can call it the "Law of Averages" or maybe the Fantasy Football God's took pity on his soul, either way a win is a win.  Congrats on matching your 2016 win total in only 8 weeks budday!

Twatty's road from first to worst continues in the most pathetic of fashion.

5.) #1 Sope Pro (6-1) 124.5 pts >

#6 Land of the Lost (4-3) 88.4 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

4.) #11 Reverse Cow Girls (2-5) 122.7 pts >

#9 Larry Villains (2-5) 89.0 pts

JR Says: 0 Barnburners!

That a Cow Girl!  Taco showing some signs of life and moving up from the sewers and into the basement of the league.

If only Larry Villains knew how to pick a lineup.  That is 68.7 bench points between Amari Carr and David Cooper.  Oops.  Someone should have told him that the KC pass defense is not that good.  Can't wait til he starts them both this week for a combined 12.3 points. 

3.) #2 The Butt Fumblers (6-1) 95.4 pts >

#5 Mississippi Mud Butts (4-3) 84.4 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Wirty, the King of Easy matchups is somehow someway 5-1.  

Weeks the King of Mud Butt is stiking true to being the perenial "Meh" guy.  He'll finish just upside of .500, make the playoffs, not scare anybody, probabaly finish in 5th or 4th place.  Meh.

2.) #4 Polk High Panthers (4-3) 108.0 pts >

#3 Dickhead (4-3) 102.2 pts 

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Our resident MILLENAIL basher drops another one.  Just like a typical Baby Boomer to play the crotchety old man, complain about the younger generations, and pull way worse shenanigans than they could ever imagine.  A defense for a top QB GTFOH.  I should only speak in acronyms and emojis so the old Rtards just waste their time reading this.

Oh yeah, and nice TRADE EMBARGO, so far it is 0-1 with shutting down MILLENAIL trades.  

Wow, what a turn around for Polk High.  This was a big win/ big loss situation.  Somehow they crept their way up to #4 after being a sacko favorite mere weeks ago.  I likes it.

 

1.) #7 Suck My Clinton Dix (3-4) 115.1 pts

#8 Skipler (3-4) 111.0 pts

JR Says: 2 Barnburners!

I was going to get into a position by position breakdown about how close this finish was on Monday Night but it is now after 5pm and I really want to go home and watch Stranger Things and play Mario Odyssey.  So in summary, Skipler and the Baby Fat Boomers can SMB.  Tommy and Jason, nice work here!