Eddy Sacko Week 4 Recap

SACKO BOWL SEASON 7:

EDDY SACKO AND THE DEATHLY SWALLOWS

WEEK 4 RECAP

Weekly High Scorer:

Me - 100 pts

JK, that probably would have stroked Ed out if he didn't lose all of that weight.

Real High Scorer from week 4:

Eddy Sacko - 133.9 pts

Sacko Civil War update:

Old = 2,276.9 pts

Young = 2,281.3 pts

6.) #4 Land of the Lost (3-1) 108.2 pts

#12 Polk High Panthers (1-3) 58 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners ! 

The current state of Fern's fantasy team, produced by the best real-life player on his team:

I will offer congratulation on the first thing you did right all season.  That is, WINNING THE DESHAUN WATSON LOTTERY WOOOOO!

Land of the lost find themselves playing against the reigning champion of the world (of last week) Eddy Sacko.

5.) #2 Dickhead (3-1) 115.1 pts 

#6 Mississippi Mud Butts (2-2) 71 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners !

Another week an another edition of the Redskin's TE Russian Roulette.  You signed up for this and made your own bed drafting Jordan Reed so high.  This time around, THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!

Zeke continues to eat, Jon Stewart continues to play like butt. . . 

As for Mississippi Mud Butts, fingers are his team's worst enemy.  One receiver toughed it out, and the other is now waiver wire fodder. . .  

4.) #5 Suck my Clinton- Dix (2-2) 115.2 pts

#10 Twatty (1-3) 73 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners !

Twatty Twatty Twatty, are you guys even trying anymore?  You started this week off hot leaving an inactive and injured glass Gronk in as your TE.  

Team Tommy/ Jay are seemingly back from the dead and are looking to keep the 2 game streak rolling against Sope Pro and his unlimited depth at RB.

3.) #8 Lady Boy Jansson (1-3) 133.9 pts

#3 The Butt Fumblers (3-1) 90.7 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners !

Ed with a career high in points forced this week!  (Not verified, but I'm not looking it up so just go with it, SMB)  This is the first time in a long time Ed did something well in the league.  In fact, he did more than just not suck, he did the opposite and took home the week's high score!

For your efforts in giving Wirty his first loss I will reward you by holding off on both the skinny jokes AND horrible fantasy team jokes and instead show you some sweet Ric Flair cleats that the Falcons had last Sunday:

2.) #7 Skipler (2-2) 95.3 pts

#9 Larry Villains (1-3) 65.6 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners !

The Larry train has officially come to a complete stop 4 weeks in.  

He has offically gone FULL CUTLER at this point.

Skipler on the other hand, has found the fantasy fountain of youth:

Although Skipler really showed his age this week, at least that is what he wants us to think.  In a classic Skipler move, he "played dumb (and old)" and used classic deflection while accusing me of shenanigans.  Skip, here is a look at how the IR is properly used you shy-sty (or potential simple) jerk:

(Dalvin Cook bless your heart)

1.) #1 Sope Pro (4-0) 100 pts

#11 Reverse Cow Girls (1-3) 85 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Sticking to the earlier GIF's theme, here is Johnny E's season in a nutshell as displayed by his QB (note the feeble thumbs up at the end).  Not as pathetic as Jay Cutler, but somehow just as embarrassing.

Sope Pro remains undefeated, BUT AT WHAT COST!?  This is just getting cruel now. . . 

Sope Pro takes a licking but keeps on ticking . . .

DANCE PARTY!
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