SACKO BOWL SEASON 7:

EDDY SACKO AND THE DEATHLY SWALLOWS

WEEK 3 RECAP

This is going to be a shallow week seeing as how work is crazy and my hands are shaking due to maybe/ possibly receiving a PD call.  To make up for it I have added a bunch of gifs of large people either DOMINATING or getting DOMINATED.

Week 3 High Score: 

Suck My Clinton-Dix 135.2 pts

Sacko Civil War Update:

Olds: 1,709.3 pts

Youngs: 1,737.5 pts

6.) #2 The Butt Fumblers (3-0) 115.9 pts

#5 Land of the Lost (2-1) 55.4 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

For some strange reason Ernie benched A-Aron Rodgers and started 2 TE's.  To each their own, but C'Mon Man!

"Stupid fuckin call, stupid fuckin call"

Don't look now but Full Wirty is 3-0!

5.) #11 Skipler (1-2) 119.5 pts

#10 Polk High Panthers (1-2) 63.5 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Skip is alive!  All those Russell Wilson points while playing behind a phantom O-Line.

Seriously look at this picture, they look like a bad Madden Glitch:

4.) #8 Twatty (1-2) 128.8 pts 

#9 Reverse Cow Girls (1-2) 79.5 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Team Twatty has always been the retirement home for Over- The - Hill fantasy football players who are well past their prime.  This week, sweet fantasy death visited the Twatty Old Age Home yet again: 

3.)#4 Mississippi Mud Butts (2-1) 99.2 pts

#6 Larry Villains (1-2) 81.0 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Some stuff happened here:

Followed by some more stuff.  SMB.

It has been a long two weeks since Larry was a self proclaimed Fantasy Beast in the league.  You know how that goes, you get too pumped after Week 1 you touch the :

2.) #7 Suck my Clinton Dix (1-2) 135.2 pts

#10 Lady Boy Jansson (0-3) 121.0 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

This was the most Ed moment in the history of Ed being Ed.  He has his best week of the year (by far) but he waits until the week he plays the high scorer to exhibit this fire power.  It is safe to assume the momentum will not carry over to next week when he loses 45- 72.

1.) #1 Sope Pro (3-0) 115.3 pts

#3 Dickhead (2-1) 105.1 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Let's paint the picture of how this match up ended . . .

It's Monday Night and Sope leads by 5 points with newly acquired Dak Prescott (in a move that spared Dak from hitting the waiver wire) remaining.  Zeke drive the field putting the team on his back.  And then. . . 

Ka- Kaw: Vulture!

It isn't over, Zeke is back at it again.  He is cruising through the red zone.  A plunge TD is inevitable, until . . .

Ka-Kaw!! Vulture again!

After the smoke cleared and Sope came out on top, you'd be crazy to think Dickhead would not accept defeat and just walk away.  As expected we were treated to a bunch of this: