The Sacko Bowl!!!!

(and real Super Bowl too!)

- Sope Pro edges Brees Nuts in a very close one on MNF thanks to "Big D" David Johnson's Sunday night effort.  Hopefully, Johnny E will be facing Sope's Big D next week.

The Championship is set, Sope Pro vs Taco Enoksen after this happened:

- In, what has to be the biggest Barn Burner of the year (check this box score)

Polk High's frustrations:

Intermission so that your phone does not implode . . .

. . .

And finally:

Polk High loses to Taco Enoksen as Tim Hightower had the ball on the last play of the game and ran and ran, but came up 2 points too short.

I usually do not do this in the playoffs, but here you go:

 

 

- Beats By Ray beats Victorious Secret for 5th place.  Both teams are done and cannot add any players.

- Skipler and Wirty each housed their respective opponents to avoid the Sacko Bowl.  My Skipler Sacko Christmas wishes must wait another year now. . . sigh.  Both teams are done and cannot add players.

- Here is the 2016 confirmed draft order so far: 

3- Wirty

4- Skipler

5- EJ

6- Twatty

7- Holly

8- Tommy

- Anddddd now our main event.

In one corner, 2x Sacko Finalist, our resident emosexual who will surely need his safe space, should he loss in the Sacko Bowl:

Just Chillin, LArrrrrrrry Villlllaiinssss!!!

In the other corner, your defending Sacko Loser and 3x Sacko Finalist.  Ed "Dez Bryant with the #1 pick" FarrrrtAssiaaaannnnn!!!

We have a rematch of last year's Sacko Bowl.  Don't forget, you lose this one and you get the trophy, you are a beer bitch (although your team won the civil war), and you are buying the plates for the belt and trophy.

Don't lose!

Oh yeah, one more thing.  There will be a fine new addition to the Sacko Trophy this year.  I commissioned an artist to create a painting that truly encapsulates the lovable loser's man- love between Dark Cloud Wirty and Ed.  (I also must note that calling Wirty "Wirty Fartassian" was the artists touch so for all recapping purposes, I now deem you WIRTY FATASSIAN!  The torch has been passed from Ed's ass)

Enjoy!