Sacko Bowl 2015!!!!
(and real playoffs too!)
Week 13 High Scorer:
Twatty- 150.5 pts
Weekly High Scorer's Season Recap:
1- Taco
2- Weeks
3- Wirty
4- Wirty
5- Fern
6- Tommy
7- Taco
8- Dickhead
9- Taco
10- Taco
11- Sope
12- Tommy
13- Gwatts
Total Earnings:
Taco 4x = $60
Wirty 2x = $30
Tommy 2x = $30
Weeks 1x = $15
Fern 1x = $15
Dickhead 1x = $15
Sope 1x = $15
Gwatts 1x = $15
Holly, Skipler, Larry, Ed 0x = $0
Sacko Civil War Final:
Team Skipler= 8, 251.8 pts
Team Sope= 8,277.6 pts
There you have it, barring any last minute Champ immunity or Sacko Chump reverse immunity... Skip, EJ, Fern, Tommy, Wirty, and Watts are responsible for a keg of craft beer and will be drafted as beer bitches based on the final season rankings of Sope, Holly, Ed, Johnny E, Weeks, and Larry.
My idea for next year is that the Sacko loser gets to choose the method of team selection after next year's draft (coin flip, dodge ball rules, beer chugging, coin flip, oldest vs youngest, etc.)
(copied and pasted using Jansson Vision so that it is an even playing field!)
A few important things to bring up:
- Sacko 1st round matchups:
#7 Skipler vs #10 Dickhead
#8 Gwatty vs #9 Wirty
- The Sacko Bowl match ups are set up in ESPN, obviously Ed vs Larry does not count as they are each in SACKO BYE WEEK HELL.
- The real playoffs and Sacko Playoff will reseed each round. That is the way it was on Yahoo, if it does not automatically reseed, then I will manually do it because we can't just change things like that. Well be fine either way, I just wanted to state that ahead of time. Here is last year's bracket for your reference:
1st
2nd
3rd
| Week 14 (Dec 2 - Dec 8) | Week 15 (Dec 9 - Dec 15) | Week 16 (Dec 16 - Dec 22) | |
|---|---|---|---|
QuarterfinalQuarterfinalQuarterfinalQuarterfinal | SemifinalSemifinal | Final3rd Place Game | League Champion
|
- League Champion has beer bitch immunity (if applicable).
- Just a friendly reminder about what is on the line for the Sacko Bowl and why you really do not want to lose it (again):
- You claim ownership of the Sacko Trophy, and there will be a new and highly offensive addition to it (yes, even more offensive than a dangling ball sack carousel). This addition has everything to do with the aforementioned Ed and Wirty love project (could you imagine if they meet in the Sacko Finals!?)
- You are automatically a beer bitch, meaning you must pitch in for the keg and you will be serving beers on draft night, even if you are part of team Sope/ Sacko.
- You are responsible for 9 name plates that I will find a way to add to the Championship and Sacko Trophy (4 champs and 5 Sacko losers). I'll figure out the order and you buy them then I'll install them. If it is a crazy amount of money, I will look to negotiate something reasonable with the league, but you are officially on the hook although I do not foresee this being an unrealistic amount of money.
- You will be forced to sit in a secluded room without your cell phone for an hour leading up to the 2016 draft with only the Sarah McLaughlin sad puppies and kitties commercials on loop.
Notes from last week and the season's finish:
- This year we made Sacko history, this is Skipler's inaugural trip to the Sacko Bowl! WE DID IT! He loses on a points forced tiebreaker to Victorious Secret. He finished with a winning record but still, a Sacko- Bowling he will go.
- Speaking of Skipler, this week we have a Superbowl rematch from 2014! The main difference is that it is in the Sacko Bowl this time around. **Defending Champ Skipler takes on his shenanigans cohort Dickhead in round 1 of the Sacko Bowl.
- In the real playoffs we have the league high scoring Beats By Ray vs Brees Nuts who was in position for a 1st round bye until a week 13 loss vs Skipler. On the other side of the bracket we have Victorious Secret who hung onto her playoff spot by a thread vs Polk High Panthers whose team looks ridiculous on paper but has been up and down as of late.
- Sope Pro finishes in 1st place, but Beats By Ray finished with the highest points forced by just 3 points so the Championship Belt will retain the same generic name.
- However! Ed Fartassian finished in last and has the lowest points forced. This means that if he finishes with the Sacko Trifecta, the Sacko Trophy will get a new name (as in last year when we would have renamed the balls the Hairy Larrys, but he did not lose in the Sacko finals).
- Reverse Cowgirls/ Taco Enoksen takes the second 1st round bye spot on points tiebreakers against Polk High and Brees Nuts who finished 3rd and 4th respectively.
- Twatty came through on his part of the laundry list of what it took to make the playoffs, however Holly and Weeks did not. Holly wound up in 6th place after her loss to Beats By Ray (who took 5th) and Skipler wound up in 7th after his win vs Weeks. Twatty finishes with a winning record but that was only good for 8th place. At least they took home high score which netted Gary and Watts $7.50 each on the season.
- Ed and Larry each finish with a 1st round Sacko bye for the 2nd year straight. This has to make you wonder, is a top 2 pick in the draft really worth it? The easy answer is no, if you use it on Dez Bryant.
- My season long project is almost complete! I received an update last night and it is looking great!
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