Week 8 Recap!!

(Now with more stolen Memes this week!)

Week 8 High Score:

Dickhead 126.2 pts

(booooooo, hissssss)

High Scores so far (by week):

1- JE

2- Weeks

3- Wirty

4- Wirty

5- Fern

6- BBR

7- JE

8- 8=D Head

Sacko Civil War Update:

Team Skipler- 5,143.6 pts

Team Sacko- 5,066.9 pts

6.) #5 Run N (OMIT) (5-3) 120.1 pts >

#3 Victorious Secret (5-3) 100.4 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Pretty good start when the undercard match of the recap, featuring a jobber ends up being a match up decided by fewer than 20 pts.  

When all else fails, just be like Weeks, a self loathing 49ers fan.  Drop your favorite team's best player (and your team's namesake).

Speaking of, lets all take a moment to point and laugh at the 49'ers:

Some how, SOME WAY Victorious Secret is 5-3 and #3 in the league. Let's take a stroll down memory lane, call it a stroll down futility lane for Holly.  

1st pick of the draft:

2nd pick of the draft:

3rd pick of the draft:

4th pick (because everyone (including me) said it was too early to pick this guy) :

Drafted and then dropped this guy:

5.) #10 Dickhead (3-5) 126.2 pts >

#4 Reverse Cow Girls (5-3) 111.6 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

EJ this week:

EJ every other week:

Goddamn EJ, accepting Skipler's draft pick BLOOD MONEY.  When the commissioner comes asking about why you obtained CJ Anderson for Megatron, just go Cosby style: DENY, DENY, DENY!  If given the chance, you would SODOMIZE Lady Justice herself, LOUD NOISES!

For Johnny E:

FUJW!

4.) #1 Polk High Panthers (6-2) 120.1 pts >

#6 Twatty (5-3) 108.9 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Well I guess that's what happens when you stumble upon an all world, true- free agent player (aka worth a 7th the following year!) the likes of Odell, trade away a major keeper pre- draft (Ingram) and nail a pick on Todd Gurley.  (All this nice talk is hurting me, trust me, but it is for a reason, I'm after the person directly above me and directly below me (but they are both such wonderful competitors!!!))

I guess you have effectively found Big Ben's floor for the year:

It only took until week 8 for someone to (purposely) not set their lineup.  Watts takes the RTard torch and I am glad to get rid of it.

3.) #2 Sope Pro (5-3) 86.6 pts >

12# Ed Fart Assian (1-7) 76.9

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Yesssss!  Sope is allowed lucky wins too!  This one pitted the week's lowest scorer vs the second lowest scorer and leaves Ed in Sole Sacko Position.  

Here is a fun fact, Sope is 7-0 vs Ed in their Sacko careers. Including that one time that one week when Peyton opened the season with 7 TD's- 3 of which went to Wes Welker, and both were playing for Ed's team.  NEVER FORGET!!!!!

But this was an ugly one.  If you closelier, you'll see a few goose eggs here.

Everyone should offer Ed more trades, cause when his trade coins speaks, Ed listens!

2.) #11 Just Chill (2-6) 109.7 pts >

#9 Beats By Ray (3-5) 100.0 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

I told you BBR was too stacked and needed to slow. . . things. . . down. . . (I wrote that before I even knew there was a slow- mo Alshon GIF goddammit!)

Larry actually wins one here, BUT AT WHAT COST????  Oh well, I guess he wouldn't have been worth much next year had he not shattered his Achilles.

This was not the most DEVASTATING INJURY that took place this week . . .

1.) #8 Skipler (4-4) 119.7 pts >

#7 The Butt Fumblers (4-4) 116.3 pts

JR Says: 3 Barn Burners!

I had to throw this in here somewhere for Skipler, because this part of the Recap is not about him:

Wirty would have had an easy W if it were not for Keenan Allen's lacerated kidney sandwich and another kind of big injury:

While we are on following up on the subject of injuries that = TOTAL DEVASTATION.  Here is the culmination of Wirty's Leveon Bell- centered team rebuilding project that started back in his Sacko days:

Just let go Wirty, he is literally worth nothing on your bench.

Leveon Bell went from your Yank Bank to your Yank  Account, until his MCL caused a Yank Robbery, now you are Yankrupt!

I bet you wish you could take out your anger and Percy Harvin Golden Tate right off your bench. 

Things could be worse right now, you could have just read Tolsdorf's recap.  The highlight of his paragraph long recap this week?  He called Todd Gurley - Todd Girley.  Comedy Gold!

Here is a little teaser for some ridiculous plans that I already put into place for our league:

Life was simple, probrems vague.  We had it all, a rot rike Tweek and Craig.

And in the darkness we all seek

A perfect ruv, rike Ed and Wirth. We must fight or love's a goner. 

We must hold Ed and Wirth with the Highest Honor!

Gambaro Irashai!

 I hope you know when you are down, That you turned, my rife around. 

 Just rike the quote from Shakespeare said,

 I'm your Ed. . . . . and you're my Wirth. . .

Now most of you probably have no idea what is going on right now.  The select few who know where I am headed are currently thinking to to yourself . . . uh oh.