Week 11 Recap

Finally, the Sope HAS COME BACK to 1st Place and Weekly High scoring glory.

 

Weekly high score:

Sope Pro- 137.4 pts

Sacko Civil War Update:

Team Skipler: 6, 859.4 pts

Team Sope: 6, 973.7 pts

Now it is playoff preview time, so things will get really serial, I so super mean it.

6.) #8 Beats By Ray (5-6) 117.1 pts > 

#3 Polk High Panthers (7-4) 44.4 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

44.4 pts?  44.4 pts!  That was not a typo, Polk High set their lineup and managed 44.4 pts.  Ew.  I meant to hex you in previous recaps but I did not realize I had the power to hex you to the tune of 44.4 pts.

I did promise Tommy some reverse hexing in return for a late round draft pick, so here it goes.  BBR's resident predator head, Devonta Freeman is highly questionable this week after suffering extensive dread damage; BBR looks to make the run with 2 second harvest running backs Rawls and Blue and a ton of 2nd tier wide receivers; this just in, Delanie Walker is still a FATBOY SLICE:

BBR Outlook: Currently 1 win out of a playoff spot and has enough Points Forced to be able to win any tiebreakers against teams ahead of him.  With that being said, there is a great schedule ahead for a team in 8th place, needing to get to at least 6th.  BBR will be going up against #7 and #6, Butt Fumblers and Victorious Secret respectively (2 of the 3 6-5 teams directly ahead of BBR).  If he goes 2-0, he's in.  1-1, he will need a lot of help but it is still possible, 0-2 it will be time to set the lineup for the SACKO bowl.  BBR will look to piggy back the last- minute Thomas Rawls pickup to either make a playoff run or save him from the Tourney de SACKO.

PHP Outlook: Currently part of the top 4 teams sitting at 7-4 on the season. They are juuuuust on the outside of a 1st round bye.  If PHP wins this week vs Weeks, odds will obviously increase in his favor for that bye because there will be 1 less team with only 4 losses vying for a 1st round bye.  Week 13 vs Butt Fumblers will have major playoff positioning implications one way or another, but things are too muddled to tell exactly what they are right now.

5.) #1 Sope Pro (7-4) 137.4 pts >

#4 Brees Nuts (7-4) 78.5 pts

JR Says: 0 Barnburners!

SP Outlook: Currently at #1 solely due to having the highest amount of Points Forced.  This week is a tough match up against the shenanigans laden **Defending Champ Skipler (EJ's Calvin Johnson with 3 TDs?  Suck my balls), and then an easy playoff tune- up game vs Larry in the final week.

Bree's Nuts Outlook: Right now BNGE is #4 out of the top 4 at 7-4.  Just like Polk High, a win this week will most likely knock the other out of the running for a 1st round bye.  With a loss this week and bad luck, Weeks could at worst be facing a win and your in match up vs Skipler week 13.

Weeks vs PHP and Skipler in his remaining schedule:

4.) #7 Butt Fumblers (6-5) 91.1 pts > 

#2 Reverse Cow Girls (7-4)54.0 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

54.0 pts?  54.0 pts!  That was not a typo, Polk High Taco (with help) set his lineup and managed 54.0 pts.  Ew.  I meant to hex you in previous recaps but I did not realize I had the power to hex you to the tune of 54.0 pts.

Yes, that was copied and the pasted.  RCG's week was on the same level of shitty as Polk High's.  This was a very weird week for (at the time, haha suck it!) our league's #1 and #2 teams.  This was another hex that went too far, but I don't feel as bad because of the old man shenanigans.  You hexed yourself by accepting Jansson's blood money.  Not only did your new QB and TE (A Rodge and George Olsen) under- perform, here is your real- life QB right now:

(idk if the audio works on this but here is a transcript-

Aaron Rodger's hot helmet mic: " AHHHH FUCK!!!!")

BF Outlook: Currently, just on the wrong side of the right side of the playoffs.  This can really go either way and much will be clarified after this week's pivotal match up vs Beats By Ray.  The reason it is so up in the air is because on week 13, they go against Polk High who will probably put up more than 44 points this time around.  

RCG Outlook:  Taco Enoksen truly controls his own destiny for a 1st round bye with an overall strong amount of Points Forced.  A decent match up vs Victorious Secret is up this week and then a playoff tune- up match up vs Ed is on board for week 13.  

3.) #12 Ed Fartassian (3-8) 79.2 pts >

# 10 Just Chill (4-7) 56.6 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

This was a big rematch of last year's Sacko Bowl but with a reversed outcome this time around.  Scoring- wise, it was very predictable with the winner putting up less than 80 points, could this be a preview of this year's Sacko title match?  Not if Twatty has anything to say about it!

Ed Outlook: Easily a lock for the Sacko Bowl.  This was a huge W for our resident lovable losers and defending Sacko loser (no asterisks needed here).  A big Sacko match up vs Dickhead is up first this week.  A W here will be huge as it could possibly propel him out of the Sacko bye and will almost definitely keep him out of last place.  Week 13 vs #2 Taco will probably not go as smoothly.

JC Outlook: Right now they are 1 loss out of a Sacko bye.  If JC losses next week vs Twatty a Sacko Bye week will be almost inevitable as our current Sacko bye weekers are playing each othher and someone has to win that awful match up.  On week 13, JC plays #1 Sope Pro, so you know what to expect from that one.  Word to the wise Larry, start stocking up on free agents with favorable week 15 match ups. 

2.) #5 Skipler (6-5) 118.1 pts >

#9 Twatty (5-6) 85.1 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!

Gwatty's  sub- 90 point victory luck has been over for weeks now.  I said it once, I said it again, here it goes 1 more time.  SACKO DARK HORSES.  Their fall from grace continues as about 3- 4 weeks ago they went from playoff contenders to SACKO DARK HORSES and are knocking of the door of being SACKO favorites.  

Here is a sympathy FATBOY SLICE for you Watts, then a GIF representative of your season, followed by some rando- Skipler GIF's, because why- not?

Skipler Outlook: On top of the 3 teams at 6-5 battle for a playoff spot but has to play 2 of the top 4 teams in Sope Pro and Bree's Nuts respectively.  These tough match ups make Skipler's fate look like it is truly up in the air as a number of other teams can potentially overtake him with a Points Forced tiebreaker.  

Twatty Outlook: Every time I write a recap they are getting lower and lower in the standings.  Maybe Buck Allen can change things but probably not.  Twatty is as much of a lock to miss the playoffs as a 5-6 team could be.  They won't get in trouble of messing with a Sacko bye, but there is an extremely limited chance of a real playoff berth here.  Twatty loses a Points Forced tiebreaker to virtually everyone so they would need to win out and have at least 6 teams finish with a losing record.  There is a soft remaining schedule against Dickhead and then Larry though.

1.) #6 Victorious Secret (the good guys) (6-5) 116.9 pts >

#11 Victorious Secret (the bad guys/ really Dickhead) (3-8)110.2 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

VS Outlook: Barely hanging on to the 6th and final real playoff spot.  2 huge match ups are on deck.  This week vs Shenanigan- laden Taco Enoksen and then next week vs Beats by Ray in a match up that can very well send the winner to the playoffs and the loser to the SACKO Bowl.  VS is in the middle of the 6-5 team's mess so it can really go either way within the next 2 weeks. 

Dickhead Outlook: Currently in a 3 way dogfight to get to the coveted #10 spot where you are equal parts shitty and lucky to have avoided a SACKO bye with such a shitty team.  It is all about this week's match up vs Ed, but you already knew that.