Sacko Bowl Round One Results
You know how the NFL Divisional round is the most exciting week in football. Well this is our most exciting week coming up. I'll get to the results and the bracket next. We have Sope Pro vs Dickhead for their illustrious 3rd matchup of the season after the .3 debacle two weeks ago. It is GM vs owner when Clevleand faces off against Reverse Cow Girls. If we were talking about any other GM/ Owner I would be getting my Shenanigans horn ready, it is all good as long as RCG's do not start an injured player again this week.
Victorious Secret and Negro Sailfish take an early exit after their respective beatdowns. Now they get to play for 5th place, how fun!
Twatty and LRY VLNS are the first 2 teams to be safe now that their seasons are over. Dignity spared, they are safe from the Sacko.
Now that the Sacko teams join the fray (No not the shitty vag- alternative pop band, don't get excited like I know you just did Larry) the Sacko race is heating up. Let's take a second to look at the 4 QB's currently in the Sacko race:
Matthew Stafford (ok), Tom Brady (really?), Drew Brees (REALLY, REALLY?), PEYTON MANNING (REALLY!? OH SWEET JEBUS!?).
And on another completely separate note, TheButt Fumblers put up a higher point total than half of the Sacko teams this past week and Coming to you Live put up 144 pts, a higher point total than any other team in the league! Talk about bad timing.
Twatty 125.44 pts beats Cruzin All The Way 103.68 pts as we have our first (hopefully not last) major Sacko upset. Somehow Peyton is still in the Sacko Bowl.
LRY VLNS 98.16 pts beats Stage Kisses 76.32 taking an early exit and trading the Sacko Dark Horse mantle right back. This is a baddd time to be putting up only 76.32 pts.
11 Coming to You Live ------------------------
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8 Stage Kisses------------ - -
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9 LRY VLNS---------------- -
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7 Cruzin -------------------- -
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10 Twatty------------------- - -
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12 Butt Fumblers --------------------------------
12 Butt Fumblers vs 7 Cruzin All the Way / 11 Coming to You Live vs 8 Stage Kisses
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