SACKO BOWL Season 6

WEEK 9 RECAP!!!!

(Barn Burner Mania!)

Week 9 High Scorer:

Mississippi Mud Butts 137.6 pts

Sacko Civil War Update:

Youngs- 5,724.1 pts

Olds- 5,824.0 pts

6.) #8 Skipler (4-5) 109.6 pts

 

#4 Land of the Lost (6-3) 73.9 pts

JR Says 0 Barn Burners!

Ernie is probably channeling his inner Travis Kelce with the 3 game losing streak that he is currently sporting.  A near lock for the playoffs but falling fast away from first round bye territory.  Maybe someday Ernest can win a game again.

Then we have Skipler.  Hanging on tough.  Sitting in the middle of the 3 teams with a 4-5 record dreaming of a 5th or 6th seed in the actual playoffs.  Speaking of making America Skipler again, how about the devastating turn of events (JR voice) from earlier this week:

5.) #1 Mississippi Mud Butts (7-2) 137.6 pts

#11 Lady Boy Jansson (3-6) 122.5 pts

JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!

Ed has had a good run so far this season totaling 3 wins.  So far it's not enough to get him out of a Sacko Bye position, but I say we throw him a bone here.  I am hereby going to give him a (very slight) upgrade on the recaps.  He is no longer the Cleveland Ed's.  He shall now be known as the Jacksonville Edguars.  a (very) slightly better team that builds a (very small) amount of hype after they win a few games.  Once (a very small amount of) people buy into this hype, BOOM!  They come crumbling back down to Earth and you are reminded that it has been the Jacksonville (Jag)Edguars all along.

I also wanted to throw in a fun fact since we are talking about shitty teams:

Whelp, Weeks is back on top.  Sitting at 7-2 and looking strong for a first round bye.  You know what that means. . . I have to make fun of his Reality Football team:

4.) #10 Polk High Panthers (3-6) 127.8 pts 

#5 Reverse Cow Girls (5-4) 119.6 pts

JR Says: 2 Barn Burners!

Finally some bros who like to trade.  Polk High is just outside of the 4-5 team cluster fuck and right in the middle of the 3-6 team cluster fuck.  If you count the 3-6 teams as part of the previously mentioned cluster fuck then you have a whole new level of cluster fuck fighting for a few playoff spots.  Luckily things will get figured out this week as Fern plays Sope in what is definitely an elimination/ early playoff game.  More importantly, this is a match up of conflicting ideals.  

Fern likes to Press his Pickle while I am more of a Snake Smushing guy.

As for Johnny E. . . Fuck Johnny E, he's apparently too cool to hang out with his best bro Byron as of late :'( .

3.) #2 Dickhead Street (7-2)103.5 pts

#7 Suck my Clinton- Dix (4-5)99.3 pts

JR Says: 3 Barn Burners!

I see Tommy D keeping up with the added flavor on his roster. What's better than 1 black Qb to get you those extra rush yards?  The answer is 2 black Qbs!  Currently sitting in the middle of the aforementioned 4-5 mix, it is anyone's game in this area of the standings.

There is a major Do- Or- Die game coming up this week for SmCD versus the Cow Girls, especially considering that someone has to win in the Sope Pro vs Polk High game and the Lady Boy Jansson vs Skipler game.  Can you say Cluster Fuck?

(Dickhead's recap section ommited)

2.) #6 The Butt Fumblers (4-5) 94.4 pts

#12 Larry Rocks (2-7) 90.1 pts

JR Says: 3 Barn Burners!

It's not too late Larry, make the move!

Larry, Larry, Larry . . . what the hell is happening out there. Alone at the bottom and without much of a light at the end of the tunnel.  Starting Terron Ward off the waiver wire seemed like a good idea to him:

Until ugly reality set in:

Yes, that's the same kicker . . .

The Butt Fumblers blah blah blah 4-5 cluster fuck blah blah blah.

1.) #9 Sope Pro (3-6) 118.1 pts

#3 Twatty (6-3) 116.4 pts

JR Says:

This was a barn burner in every sense of the glorious words.  It was big end- of - game play after play.

Twatty currently on the outside of a first round bye by a game but snug into a playoff spot.  Sope Pro on the wrong side of the 3-6/4-5 cluster fuck.  There, I'll say those words together 1 more time. . .

CLUSTER FUCK!