Sacko Bowl Season 6
Week 2 Recap!
Week 2 High Scorer-
Larry Rocks 138.8 pts
Sacko Civil War Update:
Geritols:
1,333.3 pts
Mo-lennieals:
1,290.2 pts
This week represents the inevitable drop off after last week's barn burner- fest. Spoiler alert! No barns being burned this week so no point to even keep reading, just look away!
6.) #4 Dickhead (2-0 somehow) 89.4 pts
#9 Twatty (1-1) 61.9 pts
JR Says: 0 Barnburners!
It's bad enough when the 2nd lowest scorer of the week plays the lowest scorer of the week. It's even worse when that person who lucked out based on the match up is also the biggest shit talker in the league . . . I'm talking about our resident internet troll: Dickhead. Some times you go through life and realize that anybody can be an internet troll and you ask yourself, could even my Father be an internet troll? Yes, yes he can be, and mine is one of the best which means he's the worst:
Hooray for random GIFs from the match up for bailing me out of typing more!!!!!
5.) #5 Larry Rocks (1-1)138.8 pts
#9 Sope Productions (0-2) 95.6 pts
JR Says: 0 Barnburners!
Here is a quick recap of Sope's week:
And here is a recap of Sope's season so far (thanks mostly to the star of this GIF:
Larry, this is for you:
4.) #7 Turd Sandwich(1-1) 131.3 pts
#12 Giant Douche (0-2) 94.0 pts
JR Says: 0 Barnburners!
The Cleveland Ed's continue their fall to the bottom:
Ah Ed- I am starting to feel bad for you at this point. You know if I make fun of you that means I love you, I don't need you doing anything as drastic as deleting your Twitter/ Facebook/ excommunicating social media. But I do feel compelled to tell you that you look like the world's largest Zika baby because if you put it together with the previous recaps, I have Troll's blood coursing through my veins!
For JE, he had his first win of the season. What a reason to celebrate! Except when your'e JE you make everything into a reason to celebrate and then go out and get plastered because JE has a raging drinking problem and is on a massive downward spiral. Fuck it! Let's cheers to the demise of his liver! Johnny E is calling BEER on Sunday for the slate of games, location TBD. If any wives or significant others ask what you're doing or if they ask you to spend time with them just let them know that your friend Johnny has a major problem AND HE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!
3.) #2 Butt Fumblers (2-0) 130.6 pts
#10 Polk High Panthers (0-2) 94.4 pts
JR Says: 0 Barnburners!
Wirty is 2-0 which means that I should probably say something nice about him but I am just realizing how big of an internet troll I am and I am starting to embrace it! I don't want him to quit social media, I just want to stir the pot and watch everyone freak out.
YOU'VE BEEN DICK SLAPPED!
Game on whores!
2.) #1 Mississippi Mud Butts (2-0) 132.2 pts
#6 Make America Skipler Again (1-1) 111.0 pts
A match up of two of my favorite team names.
Skipler takes more than just a big loss. Thank the Lord Baby Jesus for high waiver priorities!
MS Mud Butts really dragged Skipler through the kitchen on this one!
Please note, now that Skip has lost I have no problem making it rain on him:
1.) #3 Land of the Lost (2-0) 115.3 pts
#11 Beats By Ray (0-2) 95.8 pts
JR Says: . . . you guessed it!
0 BARN BURNERS!
Ernest continues his rise TO THE TOP!!!!
You have CAM.
Yes you have CAM.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have CAM.
You've got the CAM.
You may have got it when you TRADED that filthy SKIP.
But what we're certain of is you have CAM.
Yes you have CAM.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have CAM.
You've got the CAM.
You may have got it when you TRADED that filthy SKIP.
But what we're certain of is you have CAM.
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