Week 11 Recap
"The Reverse Berth"
"The Reverse Birth"
Now I know comparing the reverse birth up here to the reverse playoff berth's that Cruzin and LRY are working on is a stretch. . . but you get the idea. We have some battles going on but mostly postseason spots are settling down. . . mossstly.
We have Cleveland in a prime spot at #1 a full game up. Dickhead and Sope Pro battling for a playoff bye. Reverse Cow Girls, pretty safe for the playoffs. Victorious and Negro looking good for the last two playoff spots. Cruzin and LRY are not doing themselves any favors, backin that ass up into the Sacko Bowl. Stage kisses looking ready for the Sacko. Last and most definitely least, a 3 way reverse battle to stay out of the two Sacko bye spots. Easiley favored by the Butt Fumblers. It is not lookinggood for Twatty but Coming to you Live not safe by any means.
But what do I know, I'm just the dousche cock writing the recap.
6.) #8 LRY VLNS (5-6) 52.52 pts respects the authoritay of
#1 Cleveland Steamers (9-2) 108.84 pts
JR Says: 0 Barn Burners
Fuckin Steamers, still in pole position and leading the league. This week solidifies LRY VLNS spot as the NEW DARKHORSE of the Sacko Bowl. If things are looking down for you and you had a rough day and need a quick laugh and a feeling of self satisfaction, take a quick gander at LRY VLNS lineup this week. C'MONNNN. REALLY? At this point it will take 2 wins for LRY and two losses from Victorious or Negro to successfully escape the cold grasp of the Sacko Scroat. Things are not looking good for this FLOP of a season.
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE!?)
5.) #3 Sope Productions (8-3) 126.90 pts smart smart smart
#10 Coming to You Live (3-8) 87.30 pts dum!
JR Says: 0 Barn Burners
Sope Productions, narrowing in and taking an inside edge at the playoff bye. The current #2 was a little too overzealous in their trades, but I will get to that later and put it in simpler words that even a Paul Wall or a Josh can understand. Coming to You Live is sitting jussst out of the Sacko but is at least one bad loss away from taking that important week 14 off. One loss in a season of just that, bad losses.
4.) #5 Negro Sailfish (6-3) 141.42 pts softens the wiener of
#2 Dickhead (8-3) 98.66pts
JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!
What an upset alert this one was! I figured one of the 5-5 teams that wasn't facing a sub .500 team would get a W. For Negro Sailfish, this was a season defining win although it did not net them a Weekly High Score. As for Dickhead. . . Ohhh Dickhead. You had the world in the palm of your fantasy lineup and then you traded it all away. Finally, you had success in the league and clearly can not handle it. This week proves it, the Curse of Adrian Peterson lives on! When you start the #1 pick of 2013 you are as good as fucked. Luckily for Negro, his #1 prospective keeper for next year should be a little bit lighter for the rest of the season:
3.) Victorious Secret (6-5) 143.86 releases the sand out of the vagina of #9 Stage Kisses R Gay (4-7) 105.88 pts
JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!
VS locks up the Weekly High Score in an easy W over Stage Kisses R Gay, who are clearly not coming or going at this point. This is the opportune time for Stage to start stacking the roster for Week 15. We honestly do not expect them to be one and done in the Sacko Bowl, but the Sacko Semis sounds like an ideal time to win your next game. As for VS, one win in the next 2 weeks with a respectable amount of points forced should lock it up. Lucky for them and unlucky for everyone fighting to stay out of the Sacko, next up on the schedule is a Wirty Bye Week!
2.) #4 Reverse Cow Girls (7-4) 111.38 pts made #7 Cruzin All the Way (5-6) 91.92 eat his parents.
JR Says: 0 Barn Burners!
The sweet salty tears of despair were tasted from Cruzin's eyes this week as their slim playoff dreams are just about crushed. That one hurt:
(Look Closlier)
Reverse Cow Girls should be spoken of as a real championship favorite but just lingers as a potential dark horse due to some faltering point totals in the past few weeks. As for this week, they were only a couple of Fat Boy Slices away from a defeat:
Things come full circle as Cruzin Reverse Berths their way into the Sacko Bowl!
MAIN EVENT OF THE WEEK!!!
1.)#11 Twatty (3-8) 77.38pts : beats punk ass blasphemous dope fiend bitch! He had his jimmy whacked 7 times last week, He'll bust a cap in your mother fuckin' ass #12 Butt Fumblers (2-9) 67.94 pts
(Bonue points if you can name who said that modified quote and what episode it is from without googling!)
JR Says: 1 Barn Burner!
This one could have went for 2 Barn Burner's if A.) the point total was not so low and B.) THIS WAS NOT THE RTARD BOWL OF 2013!
Both teams are headed for disaster at this point. Do I really need to tell you how bad they are for another week? OK FINE. Then I will. This makes the Butt Fumblers a virtual lock for a Sacko Bye. Twatty has an Ounce of Hope (Insert gay joke about volume of my load that you know Watts would make here (Insert gay joke about inserting into Watts that you know I would fire right back)) toward playing Week 1 of the Sacko Tourney. Lucky for him, Coming to You Live is also stuck at 3 Wins.
Alright fuckers, I have to get going so I can get my Breaking Bad on . . .
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