Week 10 Recap: Crazy Fahn Supra Aporogy Bunduru #1 Week

 

Week 10 Recap

 

 

 

 

 

"We're sorry . . .

 

 

 

 

. . . so so sorry . . .

 

 

 

 

. . .sorrrry"

 

 

After a quick week off the league is now in 5-5 mania.  Meaning that (realistically) only 3 teams are out of real playoff contention.  4 Teams look safe.  This leaves 5 teams (4 at 5-5) battling over the last two playoff spots.  2 will find post season glory and the other three await post season shame a la Tony Homo.  As if the sweet pics (which I know half of you have already saved to your personal devices for personal uses) were not enough, as extra compensation, I have named this week "Crazy Fahn Supra Aporogy Bunduru #1 Week"! (Imaginary Applause)



6.) #11 Twats (2-8) 65.52 loses to #9 Stage Kisses (4-6) 112.16 pts

JR says: 0 Barn Burners!

Stage Kisses, livin on a prayer (now just picture Larry's "I'm a Cowboy" voice singing and you will get the true feeling of how dire the situation is.)  This sets up next week's legendary "MATCHUP OF THE RTARDS!!!" where the 2-8 Team Twatty faces off against the 2-8 Butt Fumboroos.  I don't know about you but my Sacko is tingling for that one.  I will one up and name it the "Futile Bowl 2013".  Here is a fun little fact while I am in a bashing groove.  Take both teams in that matchup and combine their wins.  You still have less wins than 8 of the other teams in the league, almost 70% of the league.  My gawd its almost Sacko Season.  I cannot not wait until we raise our collective fingers to point and laugh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5.)# 6 Victorious 500 (5-5) 83.86 loses to #1 Cleveland Steamrollers (8-2) 130.40

 

 

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners

 

 

The Steams are in 1st place and pole position with or without A Rodge.  With us heading into week 11 this is not really about him and more about the Playoff cutoff and Sacko Bowl Demise of other teams.  The only good news for VS is that they have the easiest matchup out of all the 5-5 teams when they go against Stage Kisses.  It is no knock on Stagey, but the other three are facing 3 of the old men not named Wirty, so there you go.

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

4.) #7 Cruzin Cuz I'm Gay (I know, recycled joke, suck it) (5-5) 121.60 pts beats Negro "Cuz you know that I'm a Gayyyy Fish" (Just relax I'm trying to get at something) (5-5) 97.12 pts

 

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners

 

I want to start by saying that this matchup was between two fierce competitors that put HBO's wiener obsession to shame.  We'll I guess it is safe to say that the Mike Weeks Hot Streak sure has cooled down. Cruzin is still somehow alive in all of this 5 and 5 mess.  This sets up two HUGE matchups next week, and rest assured, I am not referring to penis size.  Cruz faces 6-4 Reverse Cow Girls and Negro has a slightly tougher 2nd Ranked Dickhead (I have not forgotten about your dickish ways and refuse to put up your 20th name for the season BUT I DIGRESS).  Since we do have one woman viewer it is better to be less threatening to view one gay weiner and one soft weiner in this matchup.  This recap is good but we could do with a little less gay weiner is all.

 

 

 

 



3.) #8 DSCHBG VLNS (5-5) 83.52 pts loses to Coming to Your Mom's House (3-7) 103.48 pts

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners

CTYL sitting pretty with 3 wins.  That is the first and last time someone will be referred to as "Sitting Pretty" with 3 wins after 10 weeks.  Here is why: Wins for the bottom 4 teams are pretty tough to come by and CTYL is at lucky number 3 1 win out of the bottom 2/  Unfortunately for him someone does have to win next weeks "Futile Bowl", even more unlucky for him, he is facing the All- Star Super Sopes this week.  LRY VLNs is in the worst shape of all the 5 and 5's without even looking at the depressing amount of "Points Forced" this week.  He is facing the SACKO Coaches Poll consensus #1 Ranked Tebow Timmy Time Cleveland Steamers.

 

 

 

 

(find the Bears Fan!)

 

 

2.)#3 All Star Super Sope's (7-3)  104.28pts beats

#4 The http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reverse%20Cowgirl&defid=6514496 's (Not what you think) (6-4) 85.54 pts

 

 

JR Says: 0 Barn Burners

 

 

This week Sope Pro brought Taco to "Secret Wrestling Camp" aka Molestationville.  Both team's are just on the outside looking in at a first round bye but are safe from the Sacko.  With that being said, keep it moving . . .

 

 

 

 

 

#1) and your Main Event FOR THE WEEK BY DEFAULT: MAYBE WE CAN GET A 

SINGLE EFFING BARN BURNER!!!

#12 Anal Turnoverers (2-8) 77.46 has Anti- Sacko Streak Snapped by #2 Dickhead (Haha! you don't get a funny name this week and the irony is that everyone else did but you, suck it!) (8-2) 88.34pts


JR Says: . . .



wait for it . . .


1 Barn Burner!!!!!

WOOO HOO! We did it you guys!!! One matchup wasn't a completely boring waste of time to talk about.  Suck it Trebek!

Just when the Butt Fumbler's saw a light at the end of the tunnel, Dickhead was waiting with Adrian Peterson to help crush his dreams.  Although Dickhead pulled off a win against the worst team this week, I am starting to think that AP is a cursed player in league.  Follow the team he was playing for every time they started him and you'll know what I mean.  In other words, thanks for the Veto votes Fuck Tards MWAHAHAHAH (Evil Villain Cackle).  If Wirty goes back to his losing ways, we will have to rename the loser's playoff to "The Wirty, formerly known as the Sacko, Bowl"

Well if you didn't check this one out on a computer or an actual modern mobile device you lost out.  Next week we will start a charity for a dear friend of ours whose time of "Living the Dream" is coming to an end.  Unfortunately (as Mike Weeks learned a little late) you cannot get much in life with a No Income No Job Allowance.  Unfortunately for Ed Penis Mc Ginn the aforementioned N.I.N.J.A. lifestyle is a hoax.  I will make a website where we can help him get his act together at:

savemypenis.org