End of Season Summary

Weekly HS Recap

MMB- 1 ($10)

RCG- 1 ($10)

LoTL- 2 ($20)

Skipler- 2 ($20)

Dickhead- 3 ($30)

Sope- 4 ($40)

Payouts:

1st -$290

2nd- $80

3rd- $60

4th- $30

5th- $10

$ Owed Prior to Season:

Skip $80

Tommy/ Jay $50

Ed $10

Fern $10

Watts $20

Wirty $25

Johnny E $80

$Owed/ Paid out

($ owed is on top of league entry fee)

1- Dickhead +$320 (1st Place + 3 HS)

2- Weeks + $90 (2nd Place + 2 HS)

3- Ernie + $80 (3rd Place + 2 HS) 

4- Sope + $70 (4th Place + 4 HS)

5- Skip + $30 (5th Place + 2 HS)

OWES $50 going into next season

6- Johnnie E +$10 (1 HS)

OWES $70 going into next season

- Tommy/ Jay +$0

OWES $50 going into next season

- Ed +$0

OWES $10 Going into next season

- Fern +$0

OWES $10 going into next season

- Watts/ Gary +$0

OWES $25 going into next season

- Wirty +$0 

OWES $25 going into next season

2019 Draft order

1- Reverse Cow Girls (inaugural Todd Bowles winner)

2- Larry Villains (Todd Bowl runner up

3- Polk High (3rd pick winner)

4- Twatty (3rd pick loser)

5- Butt Fumblers (Sacko finalist)

6- Lady Boy Jansson (2018 Sacko Winner!)

7- A Team Has No Name (6th Place)

8- Skipler (5th Place)

9- Sope (4th Place)

10- Land of the Lost (3rd Place)

11- Mississippi Mud Butts(2nd Place)

12- King Dickhead (1st Place) 

  

Sacko Bowl!

(and other stuff too!)

At least I have free beer next year!

** Skipler and A Team Has No Names cannot make any moves as they do not have anything left to play for.

I have a great idea for the Playoff/ Sacko/ Battle for Todd format next year.  It is pretty much fool proof, we simply have 3 brackets.  The bottom 6 will have double header, further encouraging teams to not dump off players.  For example, Fern can be team #9 his first week match ups would be the first round of the Sacko (win and go home) AND the first round of the bracket for the first pick (lose and go home).  It is entirely possible that you could be matched up with the same team twice, you'll just have double the consequences!

Last Week Recap

Semis:

#4 Sope Productions (HOPE) (8-5) 86.6 #1 Dickhead (EJ) (9-4) 121.8 QUICK BOX SCORE | FULL BOX SCORE | SCORING BREAKDOWN Adjust Scoring HOPE Line: Top Scorer: +4.3 D. Hopkins 34 EJ Line: Top Scorer: -4.3 T. Gurley II 29.4 #6 Mississippi Mud Butts (POOP) (7-6) 95.7 #2 Land of The lost (SMB) (9-4) 86.9 QUICK BOX SCORE | FULL BOX SCORE | SCORING BREAKDOWN Adjust Scoring POOP Line: Top Scorer: -8.3 C. Carson 23.8 SMB Line: Top Scorer: +8.3 K. Fairbairn 22

5th Place:

#5 Skiplers Revenge (SKIP) (8-5)	98.8
#3 A Team Has No Name (No-1) (9-4)	60.9
QUICK BOX SCORE | FULL BOX SCORE | SCORING BREAKDOWN Adjust Scoring SKIP Line: Top Scorer: +6.1 T. Coleman 20.5 No-1 Line: Top Scorer: -6.1 C. McCaffrey 22

Battle for Todd Semis

#9 Polk High Panthers (PHP) (5-8)	89.6
#8 Reverse Cowgirls (RCG) (6-7)	133.6
QUICK BOX SCORE | FULL BOX SCORE | SCORING BREAKDOWN Adjust Scoring PHP Line: Top Scorer: -.6 D. Watson 22.4 RCG Line: Top Scorer: +.6 D. Cook 28.8

#11 T Watty (GARY) (4-9) 66.4 #7 Larry Villains (VLNS) (7-6) 70.5 QUICK BOX SCORE | FULL BOX SCORE | SCORING BREAKDOWN Adjust Scoring GARY Line: Top Scorer: -9.7 J. Howard 14 VLNS Line: Top Scorer: +9.7 Falcons D/ST 22

Next Week's Match Ups

(descending from least important to most important)

Match up for 3rd Pick next year

(loser gets 4th pick):

#9 Polk High Panthers vs #11 Twatty

3rd Place:

#4 Sope Pro vs #2 Land of The Lost

Match up for Todd 

(1st Pick of the 2019 draft):

#7 Larry Villains vs #8 Reverse Cow Girls

Championship:

#1 Dickhead vs #6 Mississippi Mud Butts

and the moment you've all been waiting for . . .

History repeats itself . . .

Tale as old as time . . .

Playoffs- Week 2!

ROUND 2
TOT #4 Sope Productions 0 #1 NY SpitsorSwallows 0	Championship TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score
TOT #6 Mississippi Mud Butts 0 #2 Land of The lost 0

2 Olds and 2 youngs in the semi finals.  and old and a young fighting for 5th.  2 olds and 2 youngs playing for the first pick.  An old and a young in the Sacko Bowl. . .

PERFECTLY BALANCED, AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE. 

Sacko Bowl Results:

#11 T Watty (GARY) (4-9)Mike Watts, Gary Hagen

138.5

Beats

#10 Lady Boy Jansson (BALZ) (5-8)Edward Goldsborough, brian hope

105.3

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#9 Polk High Panthers (PHP) (5-8)Ryan Fernandez

114.3

Beats

#12 The Career Killers (NYJ) (1-12)Chris Wirth

51.2

This ACTUALLY happened:

THE CAREER KILLERS BOX SCORE
STARTERS
SLOT	PLAYER, TEAM POS	OPP	STATUS ET	PTS
QB	Carson Wentz, Phi QB	@Dal	L 23-29	18.8
RB	LeGarrette Blount, Det RB	@Ari	W 17-3	4.1
RB	Justin Jackson, LAC RB	Cin	W 26-21	4.5
WR	Keenan Allen, LAC WR	Cin	W 26-21	16.3
WR	Calvin Ridley, Atl WR	@GB	L 20-34	1.5
TE	Kyle Rudolph, Min TE	@Sea	L 7-21	1.7
FLEX	Chris Conley, KC WR	Bal	W 27-24	2.3
D/ST	Jaguars D/ST D/ST	@Ten	L 9-30	1
K	Chris Boswell, Pit K	@Oak	L 21-24	1

51.2

TOTAL POINTS:

BENCH
SLOT	PLAYER, TEAM POS	OPP	STATUS ET	PTS
Bench	Mitchell Trubisky, Chi QB	LAR	W 15-6	7.7
Bench	Royce Freeman, Den RB	@SF	L 14-20	3.6
Bench	Derrick Henry, Ten RB	Jax	W 30-9	47.8
Bench	Josh Reynolds, LAR WR	@Chi	L 6-15	5.1
Bench	Demaryius Thomas, Hou WR	Ind	L 21-24	6.8

Battle for Todd (1st Pick)

Week 14 Schedule:

#7 Larry Villains vs #11 Twatty

#8 Reverse Cow Girls vs #9 Polk High Panthers

(Winners play week 16 for 1st pick/

Loser play next week for 3rd/4th pick)

SACKO BOWL 2018!

(WEEK 16!!!)

#12 Wirty Bye Week (The Career Killers/ Butt Fumblers)

vs

#10 Ed (Lady Boy Jansson/ Ed Fartassian)