SACKO BOWL SEASON 7:

EDDY SACKO AND THE DEATHLY SWALLOWS

The Sacko Bowl!!!

Semis Recap:

Larry Villains (132.7 pts) beats Polk High Panthers (92.3 pts)

Suck my Clinton-Dix (136.5 pts) beats The Butt Fumblers (107.4 pts)

Championship Round/ 3rd Place Preview:

In one corner we have a team who rose to the top thanks to Ed's gifts versus a team in the opposite corner who also rose to the top thanks to Ed's gifts.

I present to you:

The 2017 Shampionship

For the low price of hypothetical next year draftpicks that are not real and do not exist we have 9-6 Suck my Clinton-Dix vs 10-5 Larry Villains.

3rd Place match:

Polk High Panthers minus Antonio Brown

VS

The Butt Fumblers plus Ezekiel Elliott

5th Place match:

Sope Pro beats Skipler, nobody cares. 

Finally, your 2017 Sacko Bowl

and oh boy is this one a Doozy!

6-9 Dickhead Jansson

vs

3-11 Eddy Sacko

I bet I can figure who you are rooting for in this one, I will be watching closely.