Final Standings:

Tag Team Champions of the World: Twatty

First Loser/ Always the Bridemaid, never the Bride: Dickhead

3^rd: Sope Pro

4^th: Mississippi Mud Butts

5^th: Suck My Clinton- Dix

6^th: Reverse Cow Girls

Total Payouts:

1-      Watts/ Gary:  $205 (1^st Place)

2-      Dickhead : $125 (2^nd Place + 3x HS)

3-      Weeks: $90 (4^th Place + 4x HS)

4-      Sope: $70 (3^rd Place)

5-      Tommy: $45 (5^th Place + 2x HS)

6-      Larry: $30 (2x  HS)

7-      Johnny E: $20 (6^th Place + 1 HS)

8-      Wirty: $15 (1x HS)

2017 Draft Order:

1-      Ed (Sacko)

2-      Fern (Sacko Finalist)

3-      Larry (Sacko Semi  Finalist – Worse Record than Wirty)

4-      Wirty (Sacko Semi Finalist – Better Record than Larry)

5-      Ernie (Sacko 1^st Rounder – Same Record, Less points than Skip)

6-      Skip (Sacko 1^st  Rounder- Same Record, More points than Skip)

7-      Johnny E – 6^th Place

8-      Tommy- 5^th Place

9-      Weeks- 4^th Place

10-   Sope- 3^rd Place

11-   Dickhead- 1^st Loser

12-   Watts/ Gary- Champ

2017 Keeper Values to follow. . . Eventually.

Sacko Bowl Week 2 

(Real Playoffs too!)

WINNER'S BRACKET (Edit)
ROUND 1	ROUND 2	ROUND 3
TOT #1 Mississippi Mud Butts - *BYE* - Quick Box Score | Full Box Score	TOT #5 T Watty 0 #1 Mississippi Mud Butts 0 Quick Box Score | Preview	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score
TOT #5 T Watty 110.7 #4 Reverse Cowgirls 83.2 Quick Box Score | Full Box Score
TOT #6 Suck my Clinton Dix 81.9 #3 Sope Productions 104.1 Quick Box Score | Full Box Score	TOT #3 Sope Productions 0 #2 DesertTard 0 Quick Box Score | Preview
TOT #2 DesertTard - *BYE* - Quick Box Score | Full Box Score

5th Place Match up:

#4Reverse Cow Girls vs #6Suck my Clinton Dix

Sacko Safe Teams (locked and cannot make roster moves)

-Skipler (6th pick next year)

- Ernie (5th pick next year)

Sacko Bowl:

END OF REGULAR SEASON HOUSE CLEANING:

Sacko Civil War Final:

Youngs: 8,293.5 pts

Drum Roll:

I know the anticipation is killing me too.

Olds: 8,230.8 pts

That's right, Dickhead Jansson touched the money all year long and the Young's took their first lead all season when it mattered the most.  This means the Old's (including Watts and Johnny W) are responsible for beers and will be selected as beer bitches.  

Keep in mind that the champion will be exempt from beer- bitchdom and the Sacko will be an auto beer bitch. 

Go ahead, check my math and Suck My Balls EJ  Woooooo!

http://games.espn.com/ffl/standings?leagueId=1189443&seasonId=2016

High Score Summary:

1- Mississippi Mud Butts 137.1 pts

2-Larry Rocks 138.8 pts

3-Beats By Ray (SmCD) 143.9 pts

 4-Larry Cocks 154.1 pts

5-Mississippi Mud Butts 140.7 pts

6-Dickhead 153.7 pts

7-Dickhead 136.2 pts

8-Suck My Clinton- Dix 125.7 pts

9-Mississippi Mud Butts 137.6 pts

10-Reverse Cow Girls - 142.9 pts

11-The Butt Fumblers 131.8 pts

12-Dickhead 144.3 pts

13-Mississippi Mud Butts 131.3 pts

Totals:

1- Weeks 4x ($60)

2- Dickhead 3x ($45)

3-Tommy 2x ($30)

4- Larry 2x ($30)

5- Johnny E 1x ($15)

6- Wirty 1x ($15)

7-12- Everyone else: 0x ($0)

Keeper Values 

(keepable 2 rounds earlier):

RD	Ed	Larry/ Corey Villains	Wirty	Skipler
1	Antonio Brown	Julio Jones	Rob Gronkowski	Adrian Peterson
	WR	WR	TE	RB
2	Demaryius Thomas	Latavius Murray	Matt Forte	Brandin Cooks
	WR	RB	RB	WR
3	Dion Lewis	Allen Robinson	Aaron Rodgers	Sammy Watkins
	RB	WR	QB	WR
4	Danny Woodhead	Matt Jones	Chris Ivory	Mike Evans
	RB	RB	RB	WR
5	Marvin Jones	Gary Barnidge	DeVante Parker	Ryan Mathews
	WR	TE	WR	RB
6	Sterling Shepard	DeSean Jackson	John Brown	Ameer Abdullah
	WR	WR	WR	RB
7	Giovani Bernard	DeAngelo Williams	Cam Newton	Jordan Matthews
	RB	RB	QB	WR
8	Jimmy Graham	Stefon Diggs	Donte Moncrief	Duke Johnson Jr.
	TE	WR	WR	RB
9	Jay Ajayi	Antonio Gates	Josh Gordon	Charles Sims
	RB	TE	WR	RB
10	Justin Tucker	Charcandrick West	Kamar Aiken	Laquon Treadwell
	K	RB	WR	WR
11	Blake Bortles	Denver Broncos	Mason Crosby	Seattle Seahawks
	QB	DEF	K	DEF
12	Kendall Wright	Derek Carr	Nelson Agholor	Buffalo Bills
	WR	QB	WR	DEF
13	Karlos Williams	Josh Brown	Josh Doctson	Mohamed Sanu
	RB	K	WR	WR
14	New York Giants	Victor Cruz	Tajae Sharpe	Graham Gano
	DEF	WR	WR	K

RD	EJ	Gwatty	Ernie JW	Tommy
1	Ezekiel Elliott	A.J. Green	Brandon Marshall	Amari Cooper
	RB	WR	WR	WR
2	LeSean McCoy	Doug Martin	C.J. Anderson	Jarvis Landry
	RB	RB	RB	WR
3	T.Y. Hilton	Randall Cobb	Lamar Miller	Carlos Hyde
	WR	WR	RB	RB
4	Jeremy Hill	DeMarco Murray	Travis Kelce	Alshon Jeffery
	RB	RB	TE	WR
5	Coby Fleener	Golden Tate	Frank Gore	Delanie Walker
	TE	WR	RB	TE
6	Kelvin Benjamin	Doug Baldwin	Emmanuel Sanders	Devonta Freeman
	WR	WR	WR	RB
7	Jeremy Langford	Tom Brady	Michael Crabtree	Bilal Powell
	RB	QB	WR	RB
8	Zach Ertz	Allen Hurns	Carson Palmer	Justin Forsett
	TE	WR	QB	RB
9	Markus Wheaton	Theo Riddick	Philip Rivers	Derrick Henry
	WR	RB	QB	RB
10	Stephen Gostkowski	Jordan Howard	Arizona Cardinals	Tyrod Taylor
	K	RB	DEF	QB
11	New York Jets	St. Louis Rams	DeAndre Washington	Kansas City Chiefs
	DEF	DEF	RB	DEF
12	Torrey Smith	Steven Hauschka	Martellus Bennett	Javorius Allen
	WR	K	TE	RB
13	Devontae Booker	Wendell Smallwood	Blair Walsh	Brock Osweiler
	RB	RB	K	QB
14	James Starks	Jared Cook	Sammie Coates	Roberto Aguayo
	RB	TE	WR	K

RD	Fern	Weeks	Taco Enoksen	Sope
1	Todd Gurley	Le'Veon Bell	Dez Bryant	Eddie Lacy
	RB	RB	WR	RB
2	Thomas Rawls	Jordy Nelson	Jamaal Charles	Keenan Allen
	RB	WR	RB	WR
3	Julian Edelman	Andrew Luck	Greg Olsen	Russell Wilson
	WR	QB	TE	QB
4	Ben Roethlisberger	Melvin Gordon	Drew Brees	Jonathan Stewart
	QB	RB	QB	RB
5	Odell Beckham Jr.	T.J. Yeldon	Jeremy Maclin	DeAndre Hopkins
	WR	RB	WR	WR
6	Rashad Jennings	Larry Fitzgerald	Eric Decker	Michael Floyd
	RB	WR	WR	WR
7	Eli Manning	Jordan Reed	Arian Foster	David Johnson
	QB	TE	RB	RB
8	Kevin White	Carolina Panthers	Tony Romo	Tyler Lockett
	WR	DEF	QB	WR
9	Mark Ingram	Vincent Jackson	Willie Snead	Julius Thomas
	RB	WR	WR	TE
10	Tyler Eifert	Tavon Austin	LeGarrette Blount	Michael Thomas
	TE	WR	RB	WR
11	Ladarius Green	Darren Sproles	Corey Coleman	Isaiah Crowell
	TE	RB	WR	RB
12	Cincinnati Bengals	Travis Benjamin	Houston Texans	Tevin Coleman
	DEF	WR	DEF	RB
13	Tim Hightower	Darren McFadden	Dan Bailey	Marcus Mariota
	RB	RB	K	QB
14	Andy Dalton	Devin Funchess	Jaelen Strong	Chandler Catanzaro
	QB	WR	WR	K

Real Playoffs:

WINNER'S BRACKET (Edit)
ROUND 1	ROUND 2	ROUND 3
TOT #1 Mississippi Mud Butts - *BYE* - Quick Box Score	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score
TOT #5 T Watty 0 #4 Reverse Cowgirls 0 Quick Box Score | Preview
TOT #6 Suck my Clinton Dix 0 #3 Sope Productions 0 Quick Box Score | Preview	TOT TBD - TBD - Quick Box Score
TOT #2 My Week Off? - *BYE* - Quick Box Score

and now . . . the moment that you have all been waiting for . . .

THE SACKO BOWL 2016!!!

1st Round Byes:

Polk High Panthers/ Larry Rocks