2015 Final Payouts and Draft Order (Also Beer Bitches, I'm lookin at you Jansson!)
Final Payouts:
1- SopePro- $260 (1st place= $245 + 1 HS $15)
2- Taco- $140 (2nd place = $80 + 4 HS $60)
3- Weeks $85 (3rd = $70 + 1 HS $15)
4- Fern $45 (4th place = $30 + 1 HS $15)
5- Tommy $45 (5th place = $15 + 2 HS $30)
6- Wirty $30 ( 2 HS)
7- Watts $15 (1 HS)
8- Dickhead $15 (1 HS)
9- Holly $5 (6th place)
10- Skipler $0
11- Larry $0
12- Ed Fartassian- another year with the Sacko Trophy AND we get to rename it after him since he was:
1- last place
2- lowest points scored
3- SACKO LOSER yet again!
2016 Draft Order:
1- Ed (Sacko Loser)
2- Larry (Sacko Finalist)
3- Wirty (Sacko Semi Finalist and had worse record than Skip)
4- Skipler (Sacko Semi Finalist)
5- Dickhead (Sacko 1st round exit and had worse record than Watts)
6- Watts (Sacko 1st round exit)
7- Holly (6th place)
8- Tommy (5th place)
9- Fern (4th place)
10- Weeks (3rd place)
11- Taco (2nd place)
12- Sope (CHAMPION)
Beer Bitches:
- Ed (Sacko Loser)
- Skip
- EJ
- Fern
- Tommy
- Wirty
- Watts
Beer bitch draft order:
1- Sope
2- JE
3- Weeks
4- Holly
5- Larry
And just for you to digest, here is this year's draft board and everyone's final rosters:
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Russell Wilson, Sea QB | Draft |
| RB | David Johnson, Ari RB | Free Agency |
| RB | Cameron Artis-Payne, Car RB | Free Agency |
| WR | Brandon Marshall, NYJ WR | Draft |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR | Draft |
| TE | Zach Miller, Chi TE P | Free Agency |
| FLEX | Tyler Lockett, Sea WR | Free Agency |
| D/ST | Panthers D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Brandon McManus, Den K | Free Agency |
| Bench | DeMarco Murray, Phi RB | Draft |
| Bench | Tyler Eifert, Cin TE | Draft |
| Bench | Dez Bryant*, Dal WR IR | Trade |
| Bench | Jameis Winston, TB QB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Jay Ajayi, Mia RB | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Derek Carr, Oak QB | Free Agency |
| RB | Ameer Abdullah, Det RB | Draft |
| RB | Chris Ivory, NYJ RB | Draft |
| WR | Randall Cobb, GB WR | Draft |
| WR | Allen Robinson, Jax WR | Draft |
| TE | Julius Thomas, Jax TE P | Free Agency |
| FLEX | Brandin Cooks, NO WR | Draft |
| D/ST | Texans D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Nick Novak, Hou K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Jordan Matthews, Phi WR | Draft |
| Bench | Coby Fleener, Ind TE | Free Agency |
| Bench | Melvin Gordon*, SD RB IR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Rashad Jennings, NYG RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Dorial Green-Beckham, Ten WR | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Blake Bortles, Jax QB P | Free Agency |
| RB | Todd Gurley, StL RB P | Draft |
| RB | Tim Hightower, NO RB | Free Agency |
| WR | Emmanuel Sanders, Den WR | Draft |
| WR | Travis Benjamin, Cle WR | Free Agency |
| TE | Rob Gronkowski, NE TE Q | Draft |
| FLEX | Denard Robinson, Jax RB | Free Agency |
| D/ST | Seahawks D/ST D/ST | Draft |
| K | Chandler Catanzaro, Ari K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB Q | Draft |
| Bench | Odell Beckham Jr., NYG WR | Draft |
| Bench | Justin Forsett*, Bal RB IR | Trade |
| Bench | James Starks, GB RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Tre Mason, StL RB | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Teddy Bridgewater, Min QB | Free Agency |
| RB | Karlos Williams, Buf RB P | Free Agency |
| RB | Alfred Blue, Hou RB | Free Agency |
| WR | Amari Cooper, Oak WR | Draft |
| WR | Kamar Aiken, Bal WR | Free Agency |
| TE | Eric Ebron, Det TE | Trade |
| FLEX | John Brown, Ari WR | Trade |
| D/ST | Jaguars D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Josh Brown, NYG K | Draft |
| Bench | Marcus Mariota, Ten QB P | Draft |
| Bench | Shane Vereen, NYG RB | Draft |
| Bench | Mark Ingram*, NO RB IR | Draft |
| Bench | James Jones, GB WR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Ronnie Hillman, Den RB | Trade |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Eli Manning, NYG QB | Free Agency |
| RB | Darren Sproles, Phi RB | Free Agency |
| RB | Spencer Ware, KC RB Q | Free Agency |
| WR | Sammy Watkins, Buf WR | Draft |
| WR | Mike Evans, TB WR | Draft |
| TE | Jacob Tamme, Atl TE | Free Agency |
| FLEX | Willie Snead, NO WR | Free Agency |
| D/ST | Packers D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Stephen Gostkowski, NE K | Draft |
| Bench | Jonathan Stewart, Car RB | Draft |
| Bench | Arian Foster*, Hou RB IR | Trade |
| Bench | Jason Witten, Dal TE | Trade |
| Bench | Bears D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| Bench | Ryan Fitzpatrick, NYJ QB | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Kirk Cousins, Wsh QB | Free Agency |
| RB | Alfred Morris, Wsh RB | Free Agency |
| RB | Bilal Powell, NYJ RB | Free Agency |
| WR | Golden Tate, Det WR | Draft |
| WR | Michael Crabtree, Oak WR | Free Agency |
| TE | Gary Barnidge, Cle TE | Free Agency |
| FLEX | Donte Moncrief, Ind WR | Free Agency |
| D/ST | Jets D/ST D/ST | Draft |
| K | Graham Gano, Car K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Andy Dalton, Cin QB P | Free Agency |
| Bench | Malcom Floyd, SD WR P | Free Agency |
| Bench | Danny Amendola, NE WR Q | Free Agency |
| Bench | Charles Sims, TB RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Brandon Bolden, NE RB | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Carson Palmer, Ari QB P | Draft |
| RB | Doug Martin, TB RB | Draft |
| RB | Jeremy Hill, Cin RB | Draft |
| WR | Jeremy Maclin, KC WR Q | Draft |
| WR | Anquan Boldin, SF WR | Free Agency |
| TE | Travis Kelce, KC TE P | Draft |
| FLEX | Latavius Murray, Oak RB | Draft |
| D/ST | Broncos D/ST D/ST | Draft |
| K | Mason Crosby, GB K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Stefon Diggs, Min WR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Stevie Johnson, SD WR P | Free Agency |
| Bench | C.J. Anderson, Den RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | James White, NE RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Ryan Mathews, Phi RB P | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Aaron Rodgers, GB QB | Trade |
| RB | Matt Forte, Chi RB | Draft |
| RB | Danny Woodhead, SD RB | Free Agency |
| WR | Antonio Brown*, Pit WR O | Draft |
| WR | Eric Decker, NYJ WR | Draft |
| TE | Greg Olsen, Car TE | Trade |
| FLEX | Lamar Miller, Mia RB | Draft |
| D/ST | Patriots D/ST D/ST | Draft |
| K | Dan Bailey, Dal K | Draft |
| Bench | Joique Bell, Det RB | Draft |
| Bench | Michael Floyd, Ari WR | Draft |
| Bench | Ted Ginn Jr., Car WR Q | Free Agency |
| Bench | Jeremy Langford, Chi RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Christine Michael, Sea RB | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Tom Brady, NE QB P | Draft |
| RB | Giovani Bernard, Cin RB P | Draft |
| RB | Javorius Allen, Bal RB | Free Agency |
| WR | T.Y. Hilton, Ind WR | Draft |
| WR | Doug Baldwin, Sea WR | Free Agency |
| TE | Antonio Gates, SD TE | Free Agency |
| FLEX | DeSean Jackson, Wsh WR | Draft |
| D/ST | Steelers D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Justin Tucker, Bal K | Draft |
| Bench | Eddie Lacy, GB RB P | Draft |
| Bench | T.J. Yeldon, Jax RB P | Draft |
| Bench | Nate Washington, Hou WR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Zach Ertz, Phi TE | Free Agency |
| Bench | Vikings D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Drew Brees, NO QB P | Trade |
| RB | Adrian Peterson, Min RB | Draft |
| RB | DeAngelo Williams*, Pit RB O | Free Agency |
| WR | Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR | Draft |
| WR | Allen Hurns, Jax WR P | Free Agency |
| TE | Jordan Reed, Wsh TE | Free Agency |
| FLEX | Charcandrick West, KC RB | Free Agency |
| D/ST | Cardinals D/ST D/ST | Draft |
| K | Adam Vinatieri, Ind K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Vincent Jackson*, TB WR IR | Draft |
| Bench | Marvin Jones, Cin WR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Benjamin Watson, NO TE | Free Agency |
| Bench | Alex Smith, KC QB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Shaun Draughn*, SF RB IR | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Matthew Stafford, Det QB | Draft |
| RB | Devonta Freeman, Atl RB | Free Agency |
| RB | Fozzy Whittaker*, Car RB O | Free Agency |
| WR | A.J. Green, Cin WR | Draft |
| WR | Jarvis Landry, Mia WR | Draft |
| TE | Delanie Walker, Ten TE | Draft |
| FLEX | Alshon Jeffery*, Chi WR IR | Draft |
| D/ST | Bengals D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Cairo Santos, KC K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB P | Draft |
| Bench | Martavis Bryant, Pit WR | Draft |
| Bench | Dion Lewis*, NE RB IR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Thomas Rawls*, Sea RB IR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Tyrod Taylor, Buf QB | Free Agency |
|
| SLOT | PLAYER, TEAM POS | ACQ |
| QB | Cam Newton, Car QB | Draft |
| RB | Frank Gore, Ind RB P | Draft |
| RB | Darren McFadden, Dal RB | Free Agency |
| WR | Julio Jones, Atl WR | Draft |
| WR | Calvin Johnson, Det WR | Trade |
| TE | Richard Rodgers, GB TE P | Free Agency |
| FLEX | Demaryius Thomas, Den WR | Draft |
| D/ST | Chiefs D/ST D/ST | Free Agency |
| K | Chris Boswell, Pit K | Free Agency |
| Bench | Duke Johnson Jr., Cle RB | Draft |
| Bench | Tavon Austin, StL WR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Theo Riddick, Det RB | Free Agency |
| Bench | Kelvin Benjamin*, Car WR IR | Free Agency |
| Bench | Philip Rivers, SD QB | Free Agency |
|
| RD | ed | larry | watts | weeks | holly | tommy | johnny e | fern | hope | wirty | ej | skip |
|---|
| 1 | Dez Bryant
WR | Jamaal Charles
RB | Eddie Lacy
RB | Adrian Peterson
RB | Andrew Luck
QB | Marshawn Lynch
RB | Matt Forte
RB | Rob Gronkowski
TE | DeMarco Murray
RB | Le'Veon Bell
RB | Aaron Rodgers
QB | Demaryius Thomas
WR |
| 2 | Jimmy Graham
TE | Randall Cobb
WR | T.Y. Hilton
WR | Peyton Manning
QB | Jordy Nelson
WR | A.J. Green
WR | Antonio Brown
WR | Alfred Morris
RB | LeSean McCoy
RB | Drew Brees
QB | Calvin Johnson
WR | Julio Jones
WR |
| 3 | Melvin Gordon
RB | Brandin Cooks
WR | DeSean Jackson
WR | Vincent Jackson
WR | Andre Johnson
WR | Darren McFadden
RB | Joique Bell
RB | Todd Gurley
RB | Brandon Marshall
WR | Keenan Allen
WR | Andre Ellington
RB | Frank Gore
RB |
| 4 | Matt Ryan
QB | Ameer Abdullah
RB | Giovani Bernard
RB | Carlos Hyde
RB | Doug Martin
RB | Matthew Stafford
QB | Tony Romo
QB | Ben Roethlisberger
QB | Joseph Randle
RB | Rashad Jennings
RB | Greg Olsen
TE | C.J. Spiller
RB |
| 5 | Amari Cooper
WR | Allen Robinson
WR | Julian Edelman
WR | Mike Wallace
WR | Travis Kelce
TE | Martavis Bryant
WR | Lamar Miller
RB | Emmanuel Sanders
WR | Brandon LaFell
WR | Golden Tate
WR | Sammy Watkins
WR | Martellus Bennett
TE |
| 6 | Alfred Blue
RB | Chris Ivory
RB | T.J. Yeldon
RB | Nelson Agholor
WR | Jeremy Maclin
WR | Alshon Jeffery
WR | Kevin White
WR | Tevin Coleman
RB | Russell Wilson
QB | Dwayne Allen
TE | Mike Evans
WR | Victor Cruz
WR |
| 7 | Justin Forsett
RB | Steve Sr.
WR | Julius Thomas
TE | Roddy White
WR | Latavius Murray
RB | Jarvis Landry
WR | Jason Witten
TE | Odell Beckham Jr.
WR | DeAndre Hopkins
WR | LeGarrette Blount
RB | Jonathan Stewart
RB | C.J. Anderson
RB |
| 8 | Shane Vereen
RB | Zach Ertz
TE | Isaiah Crowell
RB | Larry Fitzgerald
WR | Devonta Freeman
RB | Delanie Walker
TE | Eric Decker
WR | Marques Colston
WR | Davante Adams
WR | Kendall Wright
WR | Ryan Mathews
RB | Kelvin Benjamin
WR |
| 9 | Breshad Perriman
WR | Bishop Sankey
RB | Tom Brady
QB | Knile Davis
RB | Jeremy Hill
RB | Andre Williams
RB | Michael Floyd
WR | Charles Johnson
WR | Arian Foster
RB | DeAngelo Williams
RB | Tre Mason
RB | Cam Newton
QB |
| 10 | Lorenzo Taliaferro
RB | Ryan Tannehill
QB | Reggie Bush
RB | Percy Harvin
WR | Carson Palmer
QB | Montee Ball
RB | Jordan Cameron
TE | Theo Riddick
RB | John Brown
WR | Donte Moncrief
WR | Stephen Gostkowski
K | Duke Johnson
RB |
| 11 | Mark Ingram
RB | Jordan Matthews
WR | Eli Manning
QB | Coby Fleener
TE | Owen Daniels
TE | Sam Bradford
QB | Philip Rivers
QB | Seattle Seahawks
DEF | Houston Texans
DEF | New York Jets
DEF | Buffalo Bills
DEF | St. Louis Rams
DEF |
| 12 | Josh Brown
K | Detroit Lions
DEF | Baltimore Ravens
DEF | Arizona Cardinals
DEF | Connor Barth
K | Danny Woodhead
RB | Miami Dolphins
DEF | Jay Ajayi
RB | Tyler Eifert
TE | Adam Vinatieri
K | Darren Sproles
RB | Steven Hauschka
K |
| 13 | Carolina Panthers
DEF | Pierre Garcon
WR | Justin Tucker
K | Torrey Smith
WR | Denver Broncos
DEF | Philadelphia Eagles
DEF | Dan Bailey
K | Teddy Bridgewater
QB | Vernon Davis
TE | Terrance Williams
WR | Charles Sims
RB | Jay Cutler
QB |
| 14 | Anquan Boldin
WR | Derek Carr
QB | Fred Jackson
RB | Jameis Winston
QB | Jonas Gray
RB | DeVante Parker
WR | New England Patriots
DEF | Marcus Mariota
QB | Stevie Johnson
WR | Denard Robinson
RB | Antonio Gates
TE | Roy Helu
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