2015 Pre Season Odds and Ends
1st order of business, Fuck Yahoo. On to bigger and better things after that headache. Let's go ESPN!
2nd: This year's Sacko Civil War lineup. . .
Don't forget, there are few minor added stipulations. The champ has immunity from being a beer bitch and buying beer. The Sacko loser has reverse immunity meaning they have to buy beer with the losing team and they are a beer bitch even if their team wins (on top of having to get all the name plates this year) so the moral of the story is, DO NOT LOSE THE SACKO BOWL!!! Atleast you get to bring home a sweeeeet 7 ft tall trophy, just ask Vicky and little Tea- Bag!
Team Skipler:
- Skipler
- EJ Dickhead
- Fern
- Tommy
- Dark Cloud Wirty
- Gwatty
Team Sacko:
- Ed Fartassian
- JE Red Hulk
- Bhope
- Holly
- Once a year Weeks
- Larry Villains
Lastly, our draft results from the last minute savior Virtual Draft Board!
RD | ed | larry | watts | weeks | holly | tommy | johnny e | fern | hope | wirty | ej | skip |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Dez Bryant WR | Jamaal Charles RB | Eddie Lacy RB | Adrian Peterson RB | Andrew Luck QB | Marshawn Lynch RB | Matt Forte RB | Rob Gronkowski TE | DeMarco Murray RB | Le'Veon Bell RB | Aaron Rodgers QB | Demaryius Thomas WR |
2 | Jimmy Graham TE | Randall Cobb WR | T.Y. Hilton WR | Peyton Manning QB | Jordy Nelson WR | A.J. Green WR | Antonio Brown WR | Alfred Morris RB | LeSean McCoy RB | Drew Brees QB | Calvin Johnson WR | Julio Jones WR |
3 | Melvin Gordon RB | Brandin Cooks WR | DeSean Jackson WR | Vincent Jackson WR | Andre Johnson WR | Darren McFadden RB | Joique Bell RB | Todd Gurley RB | Brandon Marshall WR | Keenan Allen WR | Andre Ellington RB | Frank Gore RB |
4 | Matt Ryan QB | Ameer Abdullah RB | Giovani Bernard RB | Carlos Hyde RB | Doug Martin RB | Matthew Stafford QB | Tony Romo QB | Ben Roethlisberger QB | Joseph Randle RB | Rashad Jennings RB | Greg Olsen TE | C.J. Spiller RB |
5 | Amari Cooper WR | Allen Robinson WR | Julian Edelman WR | Mike Wallace WR | Travis Kelce TE | Martavis Bryant WR | Lamar Miller RB | Emmanuel Sanders WR | Brandon LaFell WR | Golden Tate WR | Sammy Watkins WR | Martellus Bennett TE |
6 | Alfred Blue RB | Chris Ivory RB | T.J. Yeldon RB | Nelson Agholor WR | Jeremy Maclin WR | Alshon Jeffery WR | Kevin White WR | Tevin Coleman RB | Russell Wilson QB | Dwayne Allen TE | Mike Evans WR | Victor Cruz WR |
7 | Justin Forsett RB | Steve Sr. WR | Julius Thomas TE | Roddy White WR | Latavius Murray RB | Jarvis Landry WR | Jason Witten TE | Odell Beckham Jr. WR | DeAndre Hopkins WR | LeGarrette Blount RB | Jonathan Stewart RB | C.J. Anderson RB |
8 | Shane Vereen RB | Zach Ertz TE | Isaiah Crowell RB | Larry Fitzgerald WR | Devonta Freeman RB | Delanie Walker TE | Eric Decker WR | Marques Colston WR | Davante Adams WR | Kendall Wright WR | Ryan Mathews RB | Kelvin Benjamin WR |
9 | Breshad Perriman WR | Bishop Sankey RB | Tom Brady QB | Knile Davis RB | Jeremy Hill RB | Andre Williams RB | Michael Floyd WR | Charles Johnson WR | Arian Foster RB | DeAngelo Williams RB | Tre Mason RB | Cam Newton QB |
10 | Lorenzo Taliaferro RB | Ryan Tannehill QB | Reggie Bush RB | Percy Harvin WR | Carson Palmer QB | Montee Ball RB | Jordan Cameron TE | Theo Riddick RB | John Brown WR | Donte Moncrief WR | Stephen Gostkowski K | Duke Johnson RB |
11 | Mark Ingram RB | Jordan Matthews WR | Eli Manning QB | Coby Fleener TE | Owen Daniels TE | Sam Bradford QB | Philip Rivers QB | Seattle Seahawks DEF | Houston Texans DEF | New York Jets DEF | Buffalo Bills DEF | St. Louis Rams DEF |
12 | Josh Brown K | Detroit Lions DEF | Baltimore Ravens DEF | Arizona Cardinals DEF | Connor Barth K | Danny Woodhead RB | Miami Dolphins DEF | Jay Ajayi RB | Tyler Eifert TE | Adam Vinatieri K | Darren Sproles RB | Steven Hauschka K |
13 | Carolina Panthers DEF | Pierre Garcon WR | Justin Tucker K | Torrey Smith WR | Denver Broncos DEF | Philadelphia Eagles DEF | Dan Bailey K | Teddy Bridgewater QB | Vernon Davis TE | Terrance Williams WR | Charles Sims RB | Jay Cutler QB |
14 | Anquan Boldin WR | Derek Carr QB | Fred Jackson RB | Jameis Winston QB | Jonas Gray RB | DeVante Parker WR | New England Patriots DEF | Marcus Mariota QB | Stevie Johnson WR | Denard Robinson RB | Antonio Gates TE | Roy Helu RB |
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