Monday, August 24, 2015

2015 Pre Season Odds and Ends

1st order of business, Fuck Yahoo.  On to bigger and better things after that headache.  Let's go ESPN!

2nd: This year's Sacko Civil War lineup. . .
Don't forget, there are  few minor added stipulations.  The champ has immunity from being a beer bitch and buying beer.  The Sacko loser has reverse immunity meaning they have to buy beer with the losing team and they are a beer bitch even if their team wins (on top of having to get all the name plates this year) so the moral of the story is, DO NOT LOSE THE SACKO BOWL!!!  Atleast you get to bring home a sweeeeet 7 ft tall trophy, just ask Vicky and little Tea- Bag!

Team Skipler:
- Skipler
- EJ Dickhead
- Fern
- Tommy 
- Dark Cloud Wirty
- Gwatty

Team Sacko:
- Ed Fartassian
- JE Red Hulk
- Bhope
- Holly
- Once a year Weeks
- Larry Villains

Lastly, our draft results from the last minute savior Virtual Draft Board!

RDedlarrywattsweekshollytommyjohnny efernhopewirtyejskip
1Dez Bryant
WR
Jamaal Charles
RB
Eddie Lacy
RB
Adrian Peterson
RB
Andrew Luck
QB
Marshawn Lynch
RB
Matt Forte
RB
Rob Gronkowski
TE
DeMarco Murray
RB
Le'Veon Bell
RB
Aaron Rodgers
QB
Demaryius Thomas
WR
2Jimmy Graham
TE
Randall Cobb
WR
T.Y. Hilton
WR
Peyton Manning
QB
Jordy Nelson
WR
A.J. Green
WR
Antonio Brown
WR
Alfred Morris
RB
LeSean McCoy
RB
Drew Brees
QB
Calvin Johnson
WR
Julio Jones
WR
3Melvin Gordon
RB
Brandin Cooks
WR
DeSean Jackson
WR
Vincent Jackson
WR
Andre Johnson
WR
Darren McFadden
RB
Joique Bell
RB
Todd Gurley
RB
Brandon Marshall
WR
Keenan Allen
WR
Andre Ellington
RB
Frank Gore
RB
4Matt Ryan
QB
Ameer Abdullah
RB
Giovani Bernard
RB
Carlos Hyde
RB
Doug Martin
RB
Matthew Stafford
QB
Tony Romo
QB
Ben Roethlisberger
QB
Joseph Randle
RB
Rashad Jennings
RB
Greg Olsen
TE
C.J. Spiller
RB
5Amari Cooper
WR
Allen Robinson
WR
Julian Edelman
WR
Mike Wallace
WR
Travis Kelce
TE
Martavis Bryant
WR
Lamar Miller
RB
Emmanuel Sanders
WR
Brandon LaFell
WR
Golden Tate
WR
Sammy Watkins
WR
Martellus Bennett
TE
6Alfred Blue
RB
Chris Ivory
RB
T.J. Yeldon
RB
Nelson Agholor
WR
Jeremy Maclin
WR
Alshon Jeffery
WR
Kevin White
WR
Tevin Coleman
RB
Russell Wilson
QB
Dwayne Allen
TE
Mike Evans
WR
Victor Cruz
WR
7Justin Forsett
RB
Steve Sr.
WR
Julius Thomas
TE
Roddy White
WR
Latavius Murray
RB
Jarvis Landry
WR
Jason Witten
TE
Odell Beckham Jr.
WR
DeAndre Hopkins
WR
LeGarrette Blount
RB
Jonathan Stewart
RB
C.J. Anderson
RB
8Shane Vereen
RB
Zach Ertz
TE
Isaiah Crowell
RB
Larry Fitzgerald
WR
Devonta Freeman
RB
Delanie Walker
TE
Eric Decker
WR
Marques Colston
WR
Davante Adams
WR
Kendall Wright
WR
Ryan Mathews
RB
Kelvin Benjamin
WR
9Breshad Perriman
WR
Bishop Sankey
RB
Tom Brady
QB
Knile Davis
RB
Jeremy Hill
RB
Andre Williams
RB
Michael Floyd
WR
Charles Johnson
WR
Arian Foster
RB
DeAngelo Williams
RB
Tre Mason
RB
Cam Newton
QB
10Lorenzo Taliaferro
RB
Ryan Tannehill
QB
Reggie Bush
RB
Percy Harvin
WR
Carson Palmer
QB
Montee Ball
RB
Jordan Cameron
TE
Theo Riddick
RB
John Brown
WR
Donte Moncrief
WR
Stephen Gostkowski
K
Duke Johnson
RB
11Mark Ingram
RB
Jordan Matthews
WR
Eli Manning
QB
Coby Fleener
TE
Owen Daniels
TE
Sam Bradford
QB
Philip Rivers
QB
Seattle Seahawks
DEF
Houston Texans
DEF
New York Jets
DEF
Buffalo Bills
DEF
St. Louis Rams
DEF
12Josh Brown
K
Detroit Lions
DEF
Baltimore Ravens
DEF
Arizona Cardinals
DEF
Connor Barth
K
Danny Woodhead
RB
Miami Dolphins
DEF
Jay Ajayi
RB
Tyler Eifert
TE
Adam Vinatieri
K
Darren Sproles
RB
Steven Hauschka
K
13Carolina Panthers
DEF
Pierre Garcon
WR
Justin Tucker
K
Torrey Smith
WR
Denver Broncos
DEF
Philadelphia Eagles
DEF
Dan Bailey
K
Teddy Bridgewater
QB
Vernon Davis
TE
Terrance Williams
WR
Charles Sims
RB
Jay Cutler
QB
14Anquan Boldin
WR
Derek Carr
QB
Fred Jackson
RB
Jameis Winston
QB
Jonas Gray
RB
DeVante Parker
WR
New England Patriots
DEF
Marcus Mariota
QB
Stevie Johnson
WR
Denard Robinson
RB
Antonio Gates
TE
Roy Helu
RB

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