2015 Pre Season Odds and Ends

1st order of business, Fuck Yahoo.  On to bigger and better things after that headache.  Let's go ESPN!

2nd: This year's Sacko Civil War lineup. . .

Don't forget, there are  few minor added stipulations.  The champ has immunity from being a beer bitch and buying beer.  The Sacko loser has reverse immunity meaning they have to buy beer with the losing team and they are a beer bitch even if their team wins (on top of having to get all the name plates this year) so the moral of the story is, DO NOT LOSE THE SACKO BOWL!!!  Atleast you get to bring home a sweeeeet 7 ft tall trophy, just ask Vicky and little Tea- Bag!

Team Skipler:

- Skipler

- EJ Dickhead

- Fern

- Tommy 

- Dark Cloud Wirty

- Gwatty

Team Sacko:

- Ed Fartassian

- JE Red Hulk

- Bhope

- Holly

- Once a year Weeks

- Larry Villains

Lastly, our draft results from the last minute savior Virtual Draft Board!

RD	ed	larry	watts	weeks	holly	tommy	johnny e	fern	hope	wirty	ej	skip
1	Dez Bryant WR	Jamaal Charles RB	Eddie Lacy RB	Adrian Peterson RB	Andrew Luck QB	Marshawn Lynch RB	Matt Forte RB	Rob Gronkowski TE	DeMarco Murray RB	Le'Veon Bell RB	Aaron Rodgers QB	Demaryius Thomas WR
2	Jimmy Graham TE	Randall Cobb WR	T.Y. Hilton WR	Peyton Manning QB	Jordy Nelson WR	A.J. Green WR	Antonio Brown WR	Alfred Morris RB	LeSean McCoy RB	Drew Brees QB	Calvin Johnson WR	Julio Jones WR
3	Melvin Gordon RB	Brandin Cooks WR	DeSean Jackson WR	Vincent Jackson WR	Andre Johnson WR	Darren McFadden RB	Joique Bell RB	Todd Gurley RB	Brandon Marshall WR	Keenan Allen WR	Andre Ellington RB	Frank Gore RB
4	Matt Ryan QB	Ameer Abdullah RB	Giovani Bernard RB	Carlos Hyde RB	Doug Martin RB	Matthew Stafford QB	Tony Romo QB	Ben Roethlisberger QB	Joseph Randle RB	Rashad Jennings RB	Greg Olsen TE	C.J. Spiller RB
5	Amari Cooper WR	Allen Robinson WR	Julian Edelman WR	Mike Wallace WR	Travis Kelce TE	Martavis Bryant WR	Lamar Miller RB	Emmanuel Sanders WR	Brandon LaFell WR	Golden Tate WR	Sammy Watkins WR	Martellus Bennett TE
6	Alfred Blue RB	Chris Ivory RB	T.J. Yeldon RB	Nelson Agholor WR	Jeremy Maclin WR	Alshon Jeffery WR	Kevin White WR	Tevin Coleman RB	Russell Wilson QB	Dwayne Allen TE	Mike Evans WR	Victor Cruz WR
7	Justin Forsett RB	Steve Sr. WR	Julius Thomas TE	Roddy White WR	Latavius Murray RB	Jarvis Landry WR	Jason Witten TE	Odell Beckham Jr. WR	DeAndre Hopkins WR	LeGarrette Blount RB	Jonathan Stewart RB	C.J. Anderson RB
8	Shane Vereen RB	Zach Ertz TE	Isaiah Crowell RB	Larry Fitzgerald WR	Devonta Freeman RB	Delanie Walker TE	Eric Decker WR	Marques Colston WR	Davante Adams WR	Kendall Wright WR	Ryan Mathews RB	Kelvin Benjamin WR
9	Breshad Perriman WR	Bishop Sankey RB	Tom Brady QB	Knile Davis RB	Jeremy Hill RB	Andre Williams RB	Michael Floyd WR	Charles Johnson WR	Arian Foster RB	DeAngelo Williams RB	Tre Mason RB	Cam Newton QB
10	Lorenzo Taliaferro RB	Ryan Tannehill QB	Reggie Bush RB	Percy Harvin WR	Carson Palmer QB	Montee Ball RB	Jordan Cameron TE	Theo Riddick RB	John Brown WR	Donte Moncrief WR	Stephen Gostkowski K	Duke Johnson RB
11	Mark Ingram RB	Jordan Matthews WR	Eli Manning QB	Coby Fleener TE	Owen Daniels TE	Sam Bradford QB	Philip Rivers QB	Seattle Seahawks DEF	Houston Texans DEF	New York Jets DEF	Buffalo Bills DEF	St. Louis Rams DEF
12	Josh Brown K	Detroit Lions DEF	Baltimore Ravens DEF	Arizona Cardinals DEF	Connor Barth K	Danny Woodhead RB	Miami Dolphins DEF	Jay Ajayi RB	Tyler Eifert TE	Adam Vinatieri K	Darren Sproles RB	Steven Hauschka K
13	Carolina Panthers DEF	Pierre Garcon WR	Justin Tucker K	Torrey Smith WR	Denver Broncos DEF	Philadelphia Eagles DEF	Dan Bailey K	Teddy Bridgewater QB	Vernon Davis TE	Terrance Williams WR	Charles Sims RB	Jay Cutler QB
14	Anquan Boldin WR	Derek Carr QB	Fred Jackson RB	Jameis Winston QB	Jonas Gray RB	DeVante Parker WR	New England Patriots DEF	Marcus Mariota QB	Stevie Johnson WR	Denard Robinson RB	Antonio Gates TE	Roy Helu RB

2015 Draft Keepers

Keep in mind that you can change these keepers so technically, every player is still on the block.  Please see the bottom for the "Best of the Rest"

The league will be up by Friday OR I will figure out different arrangements, Yahoo is being a dick.  

Position/ Player/ 2015 Round Forfeited (True Value if Necessary)

Skipler:

RB - CJ Anderson - 7

WR - K Benjamin - 8

Watts:

WR - J Edelman - 5

QB - E Manning - 11

Wirty:

RB - L Bell - 1

RB - L Blount - 7

Johnny E:

WR - A Brown - 2

RB - L Miller - 5

Tommy:

WR - J Landry - 7

TE - D Walker - 10

Larry:

WR - J Matthews - 10 (11)

QB - R Tannehill - 11

EJ:

WR - M Evans - 6

RB - T Mason - 7

Weeks:

WR - S Watkins - 4

TE - C Fleener - 11

BHope:

QB - R Wilson - 6 (7)

WR - D Hopkins - 7

Holly:

RB - L Murray - 7

RB - J Hill - 9

Fern:

WR - O Beckham - 7

RB - M Ingram - 11

Ed: 

RB - J Forsett - 7

WR - G Tate

BEST OF THE REST:

position/  player / 2015 value / owner

RB - Chris Ivory - 12 - Holly

QB - Ben Roethlisberger - 10 - Fern

RB - Johnathan Stewart - 7 - EJ

TE - Travis Kelce - 7 - Ed

WR - Brandon Lafell - 7 - Ed

WR - Alshon Jeffrey - 6- Skip

WR - Emmanuel Sanders - 5 - Fern