SACKO BOWL!!!!

(and Championship)

FINAL

Larry Villains escapes infamy by edging out Fartassian 75.50 to 70.16 in this year's Sacko Bowl.  Ed Fartassian takes home his first career Sacko Balls and the Balls themselves avoid the official name change to "The Hairy Larry's".

In other news, Skipler wins his 3rd Championship in a row as he easily beats Dickhead for the second year in a row.  Yes, shenanigans were probably enacted and yes, there will be assigned seating at the draft next year.

Beer Bitch Draft order:

The youngs are responsible for a keg and now the olds get to choose their designated beer bitch for the draft in the following order (not that this matters because they have already spoke and determined who picks who):

1- Skip

2- EJ

3- Wirty

4- JE

5- Watts

6- Weeks

2015 Draft Order:

1- Fartassian (Sacko Chump)

2- Larry Villains (Sacko finalist)

3- Twatty (Sacko Semi finalist/ worse rank)

4- Negro Sailfish (Sacko Semi finalist/ better rank)

5- Victorious Secret (Sacko Quarter finalist/ worse record)

6- Beats By Ray (Sacko Quarter finalist/ better record)

7- Reverse Cowgirls (6th)

8- Polk High Panthers (5th)

9- Sope Pro (4th)

10- Butt Fumblers (3rd)

11- Dickhead (2nd)

12- Skipler (Champ)

Final Payouts

1- Skipler $235 (1st place + 2x HS)

2- Butt Fumblers $115 (2nd Place +3x HS)

3- Dickhead $95 (2nd Place + 1x HS)

4- Sope Pro $90 (4th Place + 4x HS)

5- Beats By Ray $30 (2x HS)

6- Reverse Cowgirls $20 (6th Place + 1x HS)

7- Polk High $15 (5th Place)

8-12 $0 Suck It.

Oh yeah and I caught Wirty cheating so I reset his roster to what it was week 16.  Idk what he was doing on the Sacko website on Christmas Eve (other than rosterbaiting) but rosters close when your team is done!

2015 player keeper values to follow . . .eventually.