SACKO BOWL!!!!

(and Championship)

FINAL

Larry Villains escapes infamy by edging out Fartassian 75.50 to 70.16 in this year's Sacko Bowl.  Ed Fartassian takes home his first career Sacko Balls and the Balls themselves avoid the official name change to "The Hairy Larry's".

In other news, Skipler wins his 3rd Championship in a row as he easily beats Dickhead for the second year in a row.  Yes, shenanigans were probably enacted and yes, there will be assigned seating at the draft next year.

Beer Bitch Draft order:

The youngs are responsible for a keg and now the olds get to choose their designated beer bitch for the draft in the following order (not that this matters because they have already spoke and determined who picks who):

1- Skip

2- EJ

3- Wirty

4- JE

5- Watts

6- Weeks

2015 Draft Order:

1- Fartassian (Sacko Chump)

2- Larry Villains (Sacko finalist)

3- Twatty (Sacko Semi finalist/ worse rank)

4- Negro Sailfish (Sacko Semi finalist/ better rank)

5- Victorious Secret (Sacko Quarter finalist/ worse record)

6- Beats By Ray (Sacko Quarter finalist/ better record)

7- Reverse Cowgirls (6th)

8- Polk High Panthers (5th)

9- Sope Pro (4th)

10- Butt Fumblers (3rd)

11- Dickhead (2nd)

12- Skipler (Champ)

Final Payouts

1- Skipler $235 (1st place + 2x HS)

2- Butt Fumblers $115 (2nd Place +3x HS)

3- Dickhead $95 (2nd Place + 1x HS)

4- Sope Pro $90 (4th Place + 4x HS)

5- Beats By Ray $30 (2x HS)

6- Reverse Cowgirls $20 (6th Place + 1x HS)

7- Polk High $15 (5th Place)

8-12 $0 Suck It.

Oh yeah and I caught Wirty cheating so I reset his roster to what it was week 16.  Idk what he was doing on the Sacko website on Christmas Eve (other than rosterbaiting) but rosters close when your team is done!

2015 player keeper values to follow . . .eventually.

Playoffs - Week Two!

 

 

SACKO BOWL!!!!

(and Championship)

 

 

(Sope's season 3 years in a row on Semi's week)

 

 

Week 16: Dec 16 - Dec 22

Final

5 SKIPLER VS

6 The Bitches

3rd Place Game

1 Sope ProductionsVS

2 The Butt Fumblers

 

 

 

 

Finished and locked teams with final season rankings:

 

 

 

5th - Polk High Panthers

6th - The Reverse Cowgirls

7th - Beats By Ray

8th - Victorious Secret

9th - Negro Sailfish

10th - Twatty

 

 

 

 

 

It was tight in the Sacko semis.  After each starting a goose egg player, Twatty beats Fartassian 89- 85.  In true Sacko fashion, Larry loses to Negro 64- 60, keeping his shot at Sacko history alive.

 

 

                               12 Larry Villains---------

                                                                  -

                                                                   -----12 Larry Villains

8 Victorious Secret------------                     -                            -

                                       9 Negro Sailfish--                            -

9 Negro Sailfish----------------                                                   -

                                                                                                 -





                                                                                                  ------------SACKO ! 8====D
                                                                                                 -
7 Beats By Ray-----------                                                          -
                                      10 Fartassian-------                            -
10 Fartassian-------------                              -                            -
                                                                   ----- -10 Fartassian
                                                                   -
                                   11 Twatty---------------

 

 

Playoffs - Week Two!

 

 

 

 

 

Semifinals

1 Sope Productions VS

6 The Bitches

 

2 The Butt Fumblers VS

5 SKIPLER

 

 

Fun facts about our final four!:

 

Each team has a top 5 QB, but . . .

 

Only 3 out of the four team's  has 2 "Top 15" WRs,

and . . .

only 3 out of the four team's has at least 1 "Top 3" RB. . .

 

I'm looking at you Jansson!

 

5th Place Game

3 The Reverse Cowgirls (EJ and Skip's Roster Mule) VS

4 Polk High Panthers

 

 

On to the Sacko Bowl!!!!!!!!!

 

Victorious Secret and Beats By Ray are officially safe from the Sack and done for the year and subsequently, their rosters will be locked.  VS finishes in 8th place and will have the 5th pick in next year's draft and BBR finishes in 7th place and will have the 6th pick in next year's draft.

 

Twatty had a banner score this past week (165 pts), it is just too bad that he finished 11th and was in the Sacko Bye. Now that it counts it is safe to resume farting out 50 pointers!

 

Negro Sailfish gave up a free W to Victorious Secret.  "Bad news Holly, you're playing Weeks and he has Cam Newton who is going on a tear"  "Oh, nevermind he started Josh Mc Cown in stead. . . JOSH MCCOWN INSTEAD!"

 

Fartassian finds himself in a familiar place.  He is just in it to get his 2nd pick of the draft back by any means necessary.

 

Larry Villains loses a key player this last week (Brandon Marshall) while his team was not even.  A fitting turn of events for what is potentially THE WORST SEASON EVER and will be recognized as that is he takes home the (Tumminia?) Sack.

 

12 Larry Villains VS 9 Negro Sailfish/ 11 Twatty VS 10 Fartassian

 

 

                               12 Larry Villains---------

                                                                  -

                                                                   ------------------------

8 Victorious Secret------------                     -                            -

                                       9 Negro Sailfish--                            -

9 Negro Sailfish----------------                                                   -

                                                                                                 -





                                                                                                  ------------SACKO ! 8====D
                                                                                                 -
7 Beats By Ray-----------                                                          -
                                      10 Fartassian-------                            -
10 Fartassian-------------                              -                            -
                                                                   -------------------------
                                                                   -
                                   11 Twatty---------------

 

 

 

 

 

Safe Teams: 7 Beats By Ray and 8 Victorious Secret

 

 

 

 

 



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